Type: Boulder, 25 ft (8 m)
FA: Adam Henry
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Shared By: rdlennon on Mar 31, 2009
Admins: Stonyman Killough, Luke Cornejo, saxfiend

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Never Trust a Mustache climbs a tall face on sloping pockets and an interesting crack feature. A rather strange, but quite good problem that requires ample strength and technique. Start on a shelf and move rightward through slopey pod crimps to a long move up and right to a good hold. Follow a crack with face holds to a small ledge, then an easy but very high low-angle topout.

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On the same boulder as Cadillac Thrills, on the opposite side from the camping area. If you're on the Bridge Arete bridge and look towards the cave, you'll see it on the right.

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Pad or two. If you're not comfortable on the topout, you probably weren't good enough to do the problem in the first place.