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Just don't do it!!!
What looks like a sweet off-width roof crack will end up your demise (and your belayer's) if you try this. The only feasable way seems to be to lie back the roof crack but this will likely enatil pulling down 12 tons of stone. If your balls are this big then by all means...
but really, enjoy the view but don't try to climb this.

A cave / passage about 40 feet left of Skittle Phlegm. It looks tempting but should simply remain a cool land mark!

About 40 feet left of Skittle Phlegm is an obvious cave and off width roof crack. Do'nt destroy it!

A 2x4 slung and drapped over the top might work. But do you really want to kill yourself?