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Braille Trail, The S 5.12 7b+ 27 VIII+ 26 E6 6b
Bust 'er Hymen T 5.11 6c+ 23 VIII- 23 E4 5c PG13
Chocolate Thunder S 5.12- 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
Crocodile Tears T 5.11+ 7a 24 VIII 24 E4 6a
Dragonfly T 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Fractured Fairytale T 5.10 6b 20 VII- 19 E2 5b PG13
Game of Drones T 5.12d 7c 28 IX 28 E6 6b
Gator Boy TR 5.11 6c+ 23 VIII- 23 E4 5c PG13
Gay Blade S 5.11- 6c 22 VIII+ 22 E3 5c PG13
Legacy, The S 5.14a 8b+ 32 X+ 32 E8 7a
May Divorce Be With You T 5.11+ 7a 24 VIII 24 E4 6a
New Vector T 5.11 6c+ 23 VIII- 23 E4 5c
Pat Me'groinagin T 5.10 6b 20 VII- 19 E2 5b
Penetrators, The T 5.12 7b+ 27 VIII+ 26 E6 6b PG13
Reptile T 5.10 6b 20 VII- 19 E2 5b
Reptile Tears T 5.10+ 6b+ 21 VII+ 20 E3 5b
Sampler Plate T 5.12- 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
Shadow, The S 5.12 7b+ 27 VIII+ 26 E6 6b
Smausser Traverse Thing... T,S 5.11- 6c 22 VIII+ 22 E3 5c
Spark, The T 5.13a 7c+ 29 IX+ 29 E6 6c
Stegosaur T 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
Thunderstruck T 5.13 8a 29 X- 30 E7 6c
Zorro T 5.10+ 6b+ 21 VII+ 20 E3 5b
Type: Trad, 70 ft
FA: K. Mclaughlin
Page Views: 2,309 total · 19/month
Shared By: Kevin McLaughlin on Mar 22, 2008
Admins: Leo Paik, John McNamee, Frances Fierst, Monty, Monomaniac

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Access Issue: Road & nearby private property Details

Description

Bust 'er was the first set of bolts drilled at Thunder. Climb face moves up to a " pork chop" shape plate, pull hard here to get to the crack above. (crux) Mid -to- hard 5.11. Around corner left of Brown Wall.

Protection

Bolts up to crack then gear to top. There are chain anchors at the top.

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Hansel
Boulder, CO
Hansel   Boulder, CO
Looks like a pretty cool climb from the ground. Too bad some immature juvenile frat boy named it, because now my wife will never belay me on it. Oct 18, 2008
Glenn Schuler
Monument, Co.
  5.11+ PG13
Glenn Schuler   Monument, Co.
  5.11+ PG13
Seriously? It's just a piece of rock dude, and a mighty fine one too. If you want to climb it, I'd suggest finding another belayer and giving it a go. Or, you & Gretel could just call it "the route with the unspeakable name" and she could just look the other way while she belay's you.
Dis the name or the quality of the route all you want, after you climb it. No need to talk shit about someone who's put so much time, money & effort into this area. Dec 17, 2008
Besides, who wears the pants in your relationship anyway? Dec 18, 2008
obviously Dec 18, 2008
Brent Kertzman
Black Hills, SD
Brent Kertzman   Black Hills, SD
Check out this link if you really want to be offended. There are definitely some routes for Gretel to avoid.

mountainproject.com/v/south… Dec 18, 2008
Some thoughts to keep in mind for route-naming from GK Chesterton:

"Men are men; but Man is a woman."

"The chief difference between the average man and the average woman is that the woman is a ruler and the man is not."

"When you call a thing female, you have yielded to it utterly." Dec 19, 2008
Buster Jesik
Allenspark, CO
Buster Jesik   Allenspark, CO
I feel obligated to climb this route. May 20, 2009
Glenn Schuler
Monument, Co.
  5.11+ PG13
Glenn Schuler   Monument, Co.
  5.11+ PG13
It's calling your name... git er' done!! May 26, 2009
Glenn Schuler
Monument, Co.
  5.11+ PG13
Glenn Schuler   Monument, Co.
  5.11+ PG13
Buster has its own set of anchors now, no more traversing at the top needed. Sep 21, 2012
Monty
Golden, CO
  5.11+ PG13
Monty   Golden, CO  
  5.11+ PG13
Thanks, Glen! Sep 22, 2012
Glenn Schuler
Monument, Co.
  5.11+ PG13
Glenn Schuler   Monument, Co.
  5.11+ PG13
I'd like to take all the credit, Dave, but Kevin did the grunt work! Sep 22, 2012
Jordan Hirro
Colorado Springs/Carbondale
 
Jordan Hirro   Colorado Springs/Carbondale
 
The crux was definitely entering into crack system. Height was the biggest issue for me trying a delicate reach to the good crimp just below the crack. Other than that, not too shabby at all, a fine route. Feb 17, 2014
Clint Hager
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Clint Hager   Colorado Springs, Colorado
I got on it today, and the crux felt very hard and height-dependent. If you're a shorty, then expect the crux to be somewhat dynamic.

The quality of rock is really good on this route, but I was not a fan of the crux. I've done a lot of harder climbs in Thunder, and this felt pretty stiff for the grade. Aug 22, 2015
nate post
Silverthorne
  5.11+ PG13
nate post   Silverthorne
  5.11+ PG13
I really thought this route was fantastic. I felt good about getting the onsight, because the crux move into the crack would have been easy to screw up. I had to really think about it before making the move.
Unfortunately my wife dislocated her shoulder on the lower section pulling on the crimp near the first bolt. I lowered her to the ground and helped her get it back in socket, not the first time it's happened, so we knew what to do. So trying to Bust'er Hymen actually Busted her Shoulder.
Mar 6, 2016

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