Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre (Original 5.8)
5.8,
Trad, 310 ft (94 m), 3 pitches,
Avg: 3.1 from 45
votes
FA: Jay Foley, Paul Judges, Donna Longo and Joaquin Kline
New Mexico
> Taos Area
> Questa Dome
> Legs
Access Issue: Seasonal Raptor Nesting
Details
This climbing area is shared with raptors that nest on the cliffs. Help us maintain access and please avoid climbing near active nests/ledges that raptors are using. If a raptor is disturbed during nesting season it may exhibit aggressive defensive behaviors like vocalizing or dive-bombing. If you witness this behavior, retreat from your climb immediately and find a location on a different formation or a different part of the wall far enough away from the raptors that they are no longer noticeably agitated. If they remain agitated, then please leave the area immediately.
Raptor awareness is especially important during nesting season from mid-February to late May but needs to be considered through the end of August. Please report disturbed and/or nesting raptors to the Carson National Forest the appropriate district office (see below) and share relevant information here on MP. Human-raptor encounters can have negative impacts for the birds and climbers in the area. The Cason NF wants to maintain climbing access while protecting raptor reproduction and relies on climbers to recreate responsibly and share information in order to avoid the need for formal raptor closures.
Questa Ranger District
(575) 586-0520
Camino Real (Comales Canyon) Ranger District
(575) 587-2255
Tres Piedras Ranger District
(575) 758-8678
El Rito Ranger District
(575) 581-4554
Description
An excellent description is already published in Jay's Book.
Pitch 1 (5.7) - Climb starts at cairned slab. The belay stance is in an alcove on a narrow ledge. Rope-up below small tree and stay on slab left of gully to large tree with slings (1st belay) or pass this small tree, climb 10' more to a two-bolt anchor (no rings/chain, just two bolts/hangers.)
Pitch 2 (5.7 or 5.10) - From here you can continue left on 5.7 slab to a gear anchor (#2 camalot and a bigger nut work great) on a sloping, nice ledge at the base of wall (pass 2nd tree with slings - this tree is 61 meters from the starting ledge). The other choice (preferred) climbs up right from the first belay to a bolted 5.10 slab.
Pitch 3 (5.8) - The 3rd pitch is stellar. Bring adequate runners for slinging chicken heads. Three choices on the finish. The standard goes direct into the short steep cleft with a finger to hand sized cam protecting the final 5.8 moves. Other finishes go left on 5.7 unprotectable slab with wild exposure or right into the loose gully (5.5) to the flat top with a big tree with slings on it. One of the best 5.8 trad pitches anywhere.
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The top pitch of the Five Eight Variant was pure magic, dramatis, steep and yet with superb holds"
Sir Chris Bonnington.
Pitch 4 (5.8) - The original BMPM route ended at a bolted belay/rappel anchor at the top of pitch 3. But do yourself a favor and climb one more 40m pitch to the summit of the
Questa Flatiron. Instead of stopping at the belay/rappel anchors at the top of pitch 3, continue up to the large tree with slings on it. From the big tree with slings, climb up a short slab with a finger crack to reach the ridge. Climb left along the ridge staying on the ridge proper or just to the left. Clip a single bolt protecting an airy, thin move to a huge, round hueco. Cruise great chicken heads to the summit. From the summit, do a 40' rap off a bolted anchor down into the gully behind the summit and walk back down to your packs at the base. See the "Descent" section below.
Location
Approach as for Questa Dome but turn left and work way uphill about 50 ft. prior to finally reaching stream. Walk between boulders on faint climber trail to base of Legs (of El Oso).
Trailhead: N36°47.8597 W105° 32.8762
Protection
Standard rack, few extra runners for slingin' necks.
Descent
Double-rope descent
Per Chris Wenker:
A 2-bolt anchor with chains at the top of P3 allows for a 2-rope rap (145' according to Foley) to the slung tree on P2. This slung tree may occasionally need tat removal/replacement, and has a screw-link and a locking biner. Another 2-rope rap from here (minimum 165' according to Foley) takes you to the base of the climb. 60m ropes will set you down exactly where you started, with no rope to spare.
Single rope descent (with one more pitch of great climbing)
Per Jason Halladay:
A great way to finish this route (and avoid the double-rope rappels descent) is to climb one more pitch of 5.8 to finish on the summit of the Questa Flatiron via the last bit of the Questa Flatiron Original Route.
To do this, move the belay from the top of the BMPM route to the tree with slings on the top of the Legs. Then climb fun cracks and the wild arête to the top of the Questa Flatiron. A short 40' rappel off the summit and into the gully on the backside of the flatiron affords you a nice, swift walk off in gullies to the west and then south back to the approach trail. With this descent, there's no need to climb with two ropes.
[Hide Photo] Sir Chris Bonington,third pitch,BMPM. FoleyPhoto
[Hide Photo] Ben heading up the Flatiron Finish. Amazing extra pitch to the route!
[Hide Photo] Climbers on the "money pitch" of BMPM. July 2013.
[Hide Photo] Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre (Original 5.8), The Legs, Questa Dome, NM. Sorry I couldn't frame in the beginning of Pitch 1.
[Hide Photo] Heading up the Excellent but optional 5.10 second pitch variation which I highly recommended.
[Hide Photo] The last pitch of Bear Mountain Picnic Massacre. Elephant Ears!
[Hide Photo] Tip-toeing up the steep, featured edge of pitch 3. August 2018.
[Hide Photo] The optional but highly recommended fourth pitch from the top of BMPM to the summit of the Questa Flatiron climbs the wildly exposed ridge/arete to great chickenheads. August 2018.
[Hide Photo] Belay at the top of pitch 2 standing on the nice ledge. Pitch 3 starts to the right of the photo and follows the face on the right of the arete shown in photo
[Hide Photo] Top of pitch 2 on the nice ledge looking down on pitch 2. You can see the large tree with tat that can be rapped or used as another belay station. You can also see our blue bags at the base near th…
[Hide Photo] The hand crack just before the second belay
Taos, NM
Santa Fe
The cairned climbers' trail takes you to a ledge at the base of a slab, with a rock fin behind you; the fin pinches into the slab farther to the left. P1 starts on this ledge, in the crack system immediately left of the 2" diameter tree at about eye level. Foley and MP.com suggest P1 is a 'slab', but this is not strictly slab (i.e., friction) climbing (which caused me some confusion in identifying the start of P1). You actually follow the vertical cracks and fissures up and left of the tiny tree for a while before getting to the bulge. Above the corner system, you pass a 6" diameter bent tree (maybe this used to have slings on it?) and then another little sapling, and just past that is a decent stance for a semi-hanging belay on gear (or, if I understand Foley correctly, he says you can try to make it to the slung rappel tree up higher? but that seems like it would be a real rope-stretcher even with 60m).
On P2, get to the big slung rappel-station tree and continue up, not 45' right as directed by Foley. ~30' up, and then ~30' right will take you to the expansive sloping belay ledge at the left edge of the arete. Gear anchor here.
P3 is straightforward once you find the base of the arete. Beware, if you wander left near the top, it gets thin and runout (scary fun!).
Descent: A 2-bolt anchor at the top of P3 sports a bunch of tat slings and cord (and a screw-link that I backed up with a locking biner). Plan for possibly having to replace some sling. A 2-rope rap (145' according to Foley) takes you to the slung tree on P2. This slung tree may also occasionally need tat removal/replacement, and has a screw-link and a locking biner. Another 2-rope rap from here (minimum 165' according to Foley) takes you to the base of the climb. 60 m ropes will set you down exactly where you started, with no rope to spare. Oct 4, 2008
I'd say that the crux involved protecting and getting into the final finger/hand crack.
I think it could be done in two pitches (i.e. same way as the rappel). It would probably be a good test of your rope management skills, though. May 9, 2009
Reno, NV
Los Alamos, NM
Fresno, CA
Thanks for that recommendation Jason! Jul 5, 2016
Los Alamos, NM
Alternate Single-Rope descent: If you can't complete the flatiron (per Jason Halladay's recommendation) it's possible to rap down from the top of BMPM to the base of the flatiron and then hike down. Rap down the west side of BMPM (towards the flatiron) from the tree with slings to another tree with slings. Then it's another short rap and scramble to the base of the flatiron and exit gully. Hike to the top of the ridge where the cairns are and descend down the flatiron approach trail. Oct 30, 2017
New Mexico
Front Range, CO
The Halladay Flatiron finish is fun and efficient, but the descent drops you close to the junction of the main trail and Legs approach trail. Makes sense to rack up and leave packs near the start of the Legs trail, before things get steep and loose.
From where we parked in my Subaru, the approach was about 1.25 miles and 950 feet, took us over an hour. These "25 minutes" people must be really fit.
Fun times! Apr 22, 2021
Truckee, CA
Los Alamos, NM
youtube.com/watch?v=rU1Gqav… May 17, 2021