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Routes in Spaghetti aka Third Lost Wall

Death by Hantavirus T 5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a
First World Problem T 5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a
First World Variation T 5.11- 6c 22 VIII+ 22 E3 5c
Hand Banana 5.11 6c+ 23 VIII- 23 E4 5c V2 5+
Karl T 5.10- 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a V0 4
Knives Out V1-2 5
Mr. Wong Burger 5.13- 7c+ 29 IX+ 29 E7 6c V7 7A+
One in Three Chance of Getting Your Dick Ripped Off T 5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a V0- 4-
Only The Lonely T 5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a
Shorty T 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Simiantics T V2 5+
Suzuki Flare T 5.10d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b
Unknown 5.11- 6c 22 VIII+ 22 E3 5c V2 5+
Warmup No. 1 V0 4
Warmup No. 2 V2 5+
Warmup No. 3 V0- 4-
Warmup No. 4 V0- 4-
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Type: Boulder
FA: Bryan VanSickle
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Shared By: Orphaned on Sep 24, 2007
Admins: Mike Snyder, Leo Paik, John McNamee, Frances Fierst, Aeon Aki

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Dirt roads reopened as of June 2014 Details


This is a vexing problem. Start on the lower flared hand and the good fingerlock. Figure out the footwork and the flared jams only to find yourself on a slab top-out. It is a great problem to work till your fingers feel like they will fall off.


You can get to this route by walking up the ramp on the Northeast end of the formation. Walking South along the rock this problem is the obvious, flared hands crack with a large, dead tree 10 feet behind it.


Crash pad, spotter.


I want a taste of that Wongburger. Mar 8, 2013
That's right I have nothing to fall back on. Maybe I should work hard for years and have less then a hand full of hard routes/boulders to put my name. By then, will I be credible like you? May 18, 2009
The only thing I claim to be all about is that I am an asshole. May 18, 2009
Jammer, do you know why it is posted as V7? Because after you did it you said it could be V7 if not hard V7! So, if you need to puff up your chest, then do it. Confusing technical with difficulty ????? May 15, 2009
Jed Love
Utah, Wyoming, Colorado
Jed Love   Utah, Wyoming, Colorado
Is this problem named after the owner of a Chinese buffet in Laramie that used to use spoiled meat taken from the dumpster of a local grocery store? -I ate at his place a few years ago when I was staying at Vedauwoo and got really sick. Jan 5, 2008