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Better than Watching TV

5.11d, Sport, 130 ft (39 m), 2 pitches,  Avg: 1.8 from 25 votes
FA: Casey & Vance White, (?Craig Luebben?)
Colorado > Ft Collins > Poudre Canyon > Crystal Wall > N Face
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Description

First pitch: start off on two cold shuts, then traverse right then back left. This route seems to be all over the wall. The bolt placement seems strange, and they are very spread out, although they are there when you need them. As long as you are confident at the grade, this route won't make you sweat too much, 5.10a, 90'.

Second pitch: ? 5.11d, 75'.

Location

Approaching the main face from the trail, take a right after getting to the crag. This route is the very first one on the main face going right to left. Starts just a few feet left of the tree.

Protection

First pitch: 7 bolts and two anchor bolts that are shared with the route to the left. Long runners aren't a bad idea to keep the drag down.

Second pitch: Per derek peavey: there is a bolted second pitch to this climb that goes at .11d.

Comments [Hide ALL Comments]

[Hide Comment] There is a bolted second pitch to this climb that goes at .11d. Jun 4, 2007
Spencer Anderson
Fort Collins, CO
  5.11d
[Hide Comment] Derek, thanks for the info. Is the second route part of this line or the one to the left? From what I could tell, the two right most routes shared anchors. Who does the second pitch belong to? I guess it doesn't matter other than just organizational purposes. Jun 4, 2007
[Hide Comment] The second pitch is part of the coldshut route which is a route that was there before I started climbing there 4 years ago. The route to the left was put up but an unknown person last summer. There was two side by side bolts about 20 ft. up for some reason. One of the bolts has been removed. I have not climbed that route yet, so I don't know if there is a second pitch to that line. Jun 4, 2007
Spencer Anderson
Fort Collins, CO
  5.11d
[Hide Comment] I climbed both of the right most routes and from what I can tell (which may not be correct) they both end at the same anchors. However, with this line you have to do some considerable traversing to the left to get to the anchors. It seems strange that someone would go to that much trouble to put the anchors so far out there. I'll update the posting when I get a chance to do the second pitch, any suggestions/clarifications would be helpful. Jun 4, 2007
Jimn Seiler
North Platte, NE
[Hide Comment] If you guys are talking about the route farthest to the right that starts with cold shuts, that is a Craig Luebben route called Fantastic Voyage that goes 5.10- on the first pitch, and I'm not sure on the second pitch. I don't know about the x rating, I don't remember it being that sketchy, but maybe we are not talking about the same route. The one I am talking about is as far as you can go to the right on the ledge right by the tree that starts with cold shuts. Jun 8, 2007
Spencer Anderson
Fort Collins, CO
  5.11d
[Hide Comment] I think we are talking about the same route. The bolting is fairly spaced out, at least compared to the other routes on the wall. The good thing is that they are there when you need them, so it doesn't feel sketchy. Jun 11, 2007
morkel
Fort Collins, CO
[Hide Comment] I have yet to climb this route. I believe this is a route a friend of mine was always trying to get me to climb. There was only one route on the face when he put it up. So, I don't think Craig put this up. And, it may have also be called Better Than TV. Or was it Better Than VD? Depends whether you like it or not I guess. Sep 3, 2008
morkel
Fort Collins, CO
[Hide Comment] Okay, the second pitch is nice, as good as any of the other second pitches here that I've climbed-they have so far had bolts farther spaced than the first pitches. That makes for fun. Fairly certain this is the route I was told about, Better Than TV, 5.11c**. Sep 28, 2008
[Hide Comment] Whatever route this is, the second pitch definitely improves the overall route quality and, I think, is fairly graded at 11d. The crux is sort of short, but is pretty powerful and rather than doing the moves to be rewarded by a big rest, you have to climb an 11ish sequence to a nice hold, and then some 10 moves to a legit rest.

This route is more like 165 feet long. P1: ~90 ft, P2: 72ft. Sep 5, 2009
morkel
Fort Collins, CO
[Hide Comment] I plan on changing out the first two cold shut hangers. Very poor and unwelded. I want to believe this route was retrobolted, the fat bolt by the fat crack seems uncharacteristic for the first ascentionists, VW and partner but then so do the unwelded cold shuts. The second pitch is really pretty nice, easier than other 11+'s, and the first pitch makes for a good warm-up. Sep 20, 2010
[Hide Comment] I'm a little behind the times on this. Morkel is right though; we called this route: "Better than Watching TV" and rated it .11+. We bolted this (Casey and I) together, and it was our first route. Casey did more of the work if I recall correctly. We used a #3 Camalot in the pod on the second pitch to protect that section. I would not be offended at all if the anchors were updated or sections cleaned more as this again was our first route. I would love to get back there and check out all the other routes that have gone up. Dec 4, 2012
JCD Derrick
Longmont, CO
 
[Hide Comment] Just climbed P1 today. A bit sketch with the bolt distance and meandering. Also the entire climb was overgrown with lichen, like it hadn't been climbed much this year Aug 17, 2014
Guy H.
Fort Collins CO
  5.11c
[Hide Comment] The bolts have been replaced on the first pitch, and a direct start appears to be added. May 14, 2016
garrett K
salt lake city
[Hide Comment] The second pitch is completely bolted and has chains for rappelling. You can rappel all the way from the top to the ground with 2 60m ropes (we did it was a 60 and 70 but the 60 was through the chains so the 70 technically gave us no extra length). Apr 27, 2017
Ken Duncan
Ft Collins, CO
  5.11a/b PG13
[Hide Comment] Replaced the last unwelded cold shut today, so there are no shuts to ID the route. May 24, 2018
Ken Duncan
Ft Collins, CO
  5.11a/b PG13
[Hide Comment] This route is now the third route left of the juniper tree. Better Than the Internet starts behind the tree and has camo hangers with small dots, Just Get Outside starts about ten feet left of the tree and has silver hangers, and BTWTV starts about 20 ft left of the tree. BTWTV diagonals up and right, sharing its third bolt with Just Get Outside, then diagonals back left passing four more bolts to the first pitch anchor. Aug 4, 2021
Kevin S
Ft Collins, CO
 
[Hide Comment] P1 of this route meanders a bit but is a good one to do if you’ve done the other 10s at the wall. The first and fourth bolts I clipped were using alpine draws for the bolts on just get outside. There were some minor runouts, but it is not PG-13. This shares anchors with Balaam, which can be easily TR'ed after going up P1 of Better Than TV. Apr 27, 2025