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Routes in Lower Blair III

A Dream of Fat Antelope T 5.9- 5c 17 VI 16 HVS 4c
A Horse Will Have To Do T 5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b
Arete Already T 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Bragging About Jesus S 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Bullwinkle T 5.10b/c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b PG13
Damit T 5.8+ 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c PG13
Empty Suit T 5.11 6c+ 23 VIII- 23 E4 5c
Five Finger Discount T,S 5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
Go Left, Old Man, Go Left T 5.7+ 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Hard to Believe T 5.10+ 6b+ 21 VII+ 20 E3 5b
Inconvenient Angles T 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Inferno Fog S 5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
Inner Notch T 5.5 4b 13 IV+ 11 MS 4a
Intimidation T 5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a
Jogging Direct T,TR 5.11 6c+ 23 VIII- 23 E4 5c
Jogging to Vedauwoo T 5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a
La Femme Takeda T 5.12- 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a PG13
Ledge of the World, The T 5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a
Middle Notch T,TR 5.4 4a 12 IV 10 VD 3c
Outer Dark T 5.11 6c+ 23 VIII- 23 E4 5c PG13
Outer Notch T 5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b
Penetration T 5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a
Pretty Girls with Long Knives T 5.12b 7b 26 VIII+ 26 E5 6b
Putter T 5.10 6b 20 VII- 19 E2 5b
Random Crystals T 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Scratch the Surface T 5.10 6b 20 VII- 19 E2 5b
Shit Talk (aka Gameday) T 5.11d 7a 24 VIII 25 E5 6a R
Sketch Palsy S 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
Son of a Wanted Man T 5.13c 8a+ 30 X- 31 E7 7a
Sweet Variation T 5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Take 5 T 5.11a/b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
Unicorn Exterminator T 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
Unremembered T 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
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Type: Trad, 50 ft
FA: Mark Jenkins, Zach Orenczak, 2003
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Shared By: Steven Lucarelli on Apr 26, 2007
Admins: Mike Snyder, Leo Paik, John McNamee, Frances Fierst, Aeon Aki

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I'm not sure why I got on this route, maybe because my partner backed off of it, so I felt obligated. Anyway this short, flaring offwidth felt quite difficult for the given grade. Maybe it was because of the strenuous start getting into the offwidth or maybe it was the crappy rock which was continually raining down as I struggled to the anchor. Either way, this route starts at a water-streaked face that turns into an offwidth after about 6'. The initial moves getting into the offwidth are the crux and are very awkward.


This is the leftmost, wide crack on the northeast prow of Blair III. The start is identified by a dark, water streak coming from the offwidth above.


This route takes #1 or #2 to #5 Camalots from what I recall. The smaller sizes are for the start. There is an anchor at the top but I don't think it was bolts.


Michael Hasson
Sausalito, CA
Michael Hasson   Sausalito, CA
Seconding John, this route can be led very comfortably (gear never below your feet) with 2x #1, 1x #3, 1x #4 if you bump the #4 for 15-20 feet at the top of the pitch. It fits until the first chockstone, at which point the climb is slabby and you'd have to try to fall out. A great wide route that doesn't require any real wide gear. Was stoked to flash after belaying my partner. One of my favorite routes from our first trip to Vedauwoo. Jul 31, 2016
John L
Fort Collins, CO
John L   Fort Collins, CO
I brought much more gear than what was needed. Two #1s, 1 #2, 1 #3, and 1 #4 was more than enough. I bumped up the #4 quite a bit but felt pretty safe doing so. The #5 could have been placed but was not necessary.

The anchor at the top was bolted, but it's those old-school bolts that you see at the Voo. Jul 17, 2016
Very tough. The bottom 10 feet or so is a boulder problem, after which point you can plug in a #3 C4, stick some deep jams, and get up in the OW. Then take a ride on the struggle bus to Pukeville. The worst thing about it for me is how frequently my heel-toes just slipped out and did nothing. I did so many bizarre jams on this thing ranging from head stacks to double chickenwings to arĂȘte humping.

Eventually one of those Voo thunderstorms rolled in and I had donated enough blood to the cause, so I aided to the first chockstone and did the last real section of OW, which was the only part that felt even remotely 5.9(+) to me.

Also, this crack was very clean and the only place I kicked out loose rock was up at the chockstones.

I brought (at the advice of a knowledgeable friend):
C4: 1x #0.75, 2 x #3, 1 x #4, 1 x #5, 1 x #6.
WC: #5, #6.

There is a smaller crack in the back that would eat C4 #2s and a few other cams around that size, but it might be extremely hard to place deep gear on this particular OW. You can aid the whole chimney with #5s and #6s if you can't finish. Jun 11, 2016
Laurent Meillon
Golden, CO
Laurent Meillon   Golden, CO
Great route. Great name, great line, great grunting, hand jams in the depths, and very clean by now. Your instant classic of a giant boulder problem a la Vedauwoo. Will you penetrate this crack or will the crack penetrate you?

3 of us lead and cruised Intimidation just down cliff, which is rated just right as O.W. 5.9+ (although if you see the thread on that...). 3 of us did well on other 11s and 12s on same cliff. None of us could get a clean ascent on this sucker! We tried it right-side and left-side in. The wider middle section is hard, because it borders on squeeze-chimney, but the outer arm dangles out. Ideally you turn right-side in for the middle section, but switching around ain't easy because you have to give up on the deeper jams. I'm not one to support grade inflation and have a reasonable experience of both OW & the Woo. Fantasia is easier than this. Penetration is a solid 5.10 by Vedauwoo standards, like Thing of Beauty on Blair II or Penis Dimension at Reynolds. Jul 28, 2015
Geoff E. Mercer
Worcester, MA
Geoff E. Mercer   Worcester, MA
Will be a classic when it cleans up a little. Awful, flared, sharp, and awkward is the name of the game! 2 distinct cruxes: the thin crack off the ground at the bottom and a slight bulge in the offwidth. A LOT tougher than the grade would imply. One of my favorite routes I have encountered here. Feb 12, 2015
tdziedzina   Golden
Definitely wasn't prepared for Vedauwoo 9+! Awesome route. Nov 3, 2014
Definitely a must do if you're looking to flirt with dirty climbing chicks, as the name lends itself to suggestive conversation.

Also, the guy in the photo in the Kelman book must certainly be a blood relation of Frankenstein? Sep 9, 2013
Jeff S
Jeff S   UT
Does anyone know what the bolted route is just above the anchors? It looks really fun! The first hanger was missing though. Oct 23, 2011
Jeff S
Jeff S   UT
I climbed this route with my left side in the crack. Has anyone tried climbing it with the right side? My initial plan was the right side, but I could not figure out how to transition from the left side to the right after entering the crack. Seems like there could be more foot holds outside the crack, if one climbed it with the right side. Oct 23, 2011
Tom T  
The comments on rock quality and the sustained nature of this route are spot on. This thing left me bruised and beaten. I trundled several loose rocks from the very top section. The large and somewhat secure chockstones at the exit are still pretty solid. I also needed bigger gear (#4 and #5 Camalot) because the back of the crack was very hard for me to reach. Jun 15, 2008
tom Jensen  
As offwidths go, this is what you're looking for. Great training for the harder grades due to the consistency. Definitely hard, but then 9+ is ALWAYS hard at Vedauwoo. Sustained. I felt the bottom was easy compared to the thrutching that follows. The rock quality at the bottom is garbage but don't let that turn you away. Rock above is not well traveled so wear a long sleeve shirt for sure! A proud little grunt fest. I found smaller gear in the back (#1, 2, 3 Camalots) to be ideal pro so you could do it safely without a Vedauwoo rack. There ARE rap anchors at the top, but extend them a lot if you are going to toprope as the rope gets stuck in the chockstones at the top otherwise. Aug 26, 2007
Brian Story  
This is a good offwidth. Maybe hard for the grade? Rock quality is bad as of May '07, but should improve with traffic. Gear up to 1 or 2 #5 Camalots. May 21, 2007