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Teenage Terrorists

5.12b, Sport, 50 ft (15 m),  Avg: 1.9 from 16 votes
FA: Bob D'Antonio & Greg Hand
Colorado > Boulder > Boulder Canyon > Witches' Tower
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Description

Steep, continuous, thin and devious.

Location

On the right side of the north face.

Protection

Six clips to a two bolt anchor.

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Greg on Teenage Terrorists.
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slim

  5.12b
[Hide Comment] The climbing is ok, but unfortunately it is an absolutely filthy pile. If for some reason you are compelled to climb this thing, bring a couple wire brushes, goggles, and a dust mask. I looked like I had been working in a lichen mine after climbing this thing. Also, the bolts could have been a little tighter through the start off of the ledge. Be prepared to 'make contact' with your belayer.

(edited to add) i went back up and scrubbed the lower section pretty thorougly which improved the climbing quite a bit. upper section is still really dirty. lower section felt much easier this time, but the upper section still felt a little dicey. Jun 8, 2014
Abe Rifkin
  5.12b
[Hide Comment] Climbed this route in the spring of 2016 and really enjoyed it. A bit dusty and licheny but had some cool moves on small holds. Dec 21, 2016
ScoJo
Denver, CO
 
[Hide Comment] Thanks for the scrubbing, Slim! The bottom was noticeably clean compared to the top (which doesn't matter too much since the top is big holds and shares some holds with its neighbor).

I thought the bolting was pretty well done. I didn't test falling on the first bolt, but if you're worried, why not pre-clip the second? Jul 25, 2020
[Hide Comment] Slim...most routes feel easier after climbing them repeatedly. Also your constant downgrading and childish comments get old. Jun 13, 2021
Mark Rolofson
  5.12b
[Hide Comment] We belayed down right below the large boulder that the climb starts off, so there is plenty of rope between the climber and the belayer. It seemed pretty well protected to the 2nd bolt. Clipping the 3rd bolt, before the crux, was difficult. An extendo draw was useful. Dec 6, 2021