Type: Trad, Sport, 180 ft
FA: Webster and Coyne, 1976
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Shared By: Ben Glover on Apr 9, 2003
Admins: Leo Paik, John McNamee, Frances Fierst, Monty, Monomaniac

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Access Issue: New 2018 partial West Face Closure Details
Access Issue: 2017 Seasonal Closures - Partial Closure Lifting Details
Access Issue: New Closure! Details


New as of 2018: this route on this face of the formation is closed to climbing due to wildlife concerns. The impact on brown bats, great horned owls, red tail hawks, and Cooper's hawks have resulted the West face of Kindergarten Rock (aka Grey Rock), Keyhole Rock (aka Sleeping Giant), and the area between to be closed for all human uses including hiking and climbing. This information was from Bret Tennis, Garden of the Gods Park Operations Administrator.

First: the name is via Bob's book (I think I've seen others floating around).

SitS is located on the west side of Kindergarten Rock. Find the black, scarred outcropping containing Scarecrow and Monster Crack, then move 30 feet or so right of the right edge. Be looking up for an obvious line of pins heading straight up the rock (that's Footloose and Fancy Free). The ramp to your left (heading up the outcropping) is Lance. If you take a broad look at the face of the rock up and left, you'll note it's got a lot of green stuff on it. I'm no biologist, but I believe that's lichen. Get an idea of the overall size/shape, because you'll be traversing above it.

Climb the first 3 to 4 bolts of FaFF. If you clip the fourth bolt (not a bad option) use a double runner, at least. I prefer a runner long enough to make the fourth bolt redundant to clipping the 3rd. At this point, look left and perhaps slightly up. There are 2-3 pins between you and the rock outcropping WAAAY over there. Fortunately the climbing is fairly light. Sadly, there is some rotten rock along the way. Feel free to sink cams in between the pins. They (most likely) will be lobe down, so plan accordingly.

Once you hit the outcropping, head up (the easy and obvious route being between the outcropping and the rock proper). If you're using a 50m rope, you can climb onto the outcropping and see the anchors for Scarecrow. Unfortunately you'll probably end 20 feet shy. Climb back down into the gully and set an anchor (so bring some extra gear!). Your second can lead the last 20 feet.

Not a great route, but if you're intent on topping the outcropping w/o getting a pump on Monster Crack this is a decent option (Lance, below you, is a bit of a stinker). Positive holds make this a lot of fun, but the sketch factor of the loose rock on the traverse hold it back.


At a minimum bring a rack of draws, a few long slings, and some large gear (to protect the balance of Lance). Optionally it may be wise to bring some small to medium cams to protect the traverse.

Per Bill Olszewski: 4 pins up and 2 on the traverse.

Getting There

From the GOG staff June 2017: please approach from the South end of the formation, near the Kindergarten Wall.


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Chris R  
After climbing this line, I considered just going over to Centers for Disease Control to have them check me for any bird-crap related illnesses.Upon reaching the 3rd bolt and beginning the leftward traverse, every hold had to be wiped clean of accumulated bird droppings. My partner got bombed slap on the cheek with a fresh one.Except for the first 20 ft., the climbing was not all that great; I have no intention of ever repeating this bomb. Aug 22, 2003
Yeah, but isn't that first section good? I don't recall the bird crap but I do recall looseness (fun, Garden looseness). Aug 24, 2003
Chris R  
Having only climbed it once, Dan, I don't know if bird crap is seasonal or what. It was like a layer of paint in early August.Also, as an afterthought, Bob D'Antonio's Garden of the Gods guidebook shows 4 bolts protecting the traversing section of this line. We only found two, so either the guidebook is wrong, or the other pins pulled, or they are well-hidden. The two remaining pins protect the traverse adequately, although a fall far from either pins would be a horribly painful pendulum. The edges are all very sharp and would grate off hunks of flesh. Aug 25, 2003
Chris, I don't remember how many pins were on the traverse, but two sounds about right. You're right about the fall - if you fell from parts of that traverse you'd be pretty torn up! Just watch what you pull on I guess, huh? Aug 29, 2003
Phil Lauffen
Innsbruck, AT
Phil Lauffen   Innsbruck, AT  
I blew a hand hold off this 15 feet out from a pin... pretty exciting. I'm lucky I didn't fall. Test EVERYTHING and then don't really trust it. The first 4 pins were fun, after that it wasn't. Jan 4, 2010
Bill Olszewski
Colorado Springs, CO
Bill Olszewski   Colorado Springs, CO
Just lead this today, 4 pins up and 2 on the traverse. Not so sure I'd say 2 pins on the traverse was adequate, but I loved the sketch factor they created. Took gear but didn't like any placements on the route; didn't find any placements on the upper section of Lance, but it's an easy chimney with nowhere to go but up.

I loved this route - runouts, old pins, lots of loose flakes (definitely test everything and watch your balance and footwork) - this is Garden climbing! Jan 5, 2011
Phil Lauffen
Innsbruck, AT
Phil Lauffen   Innsbruck, AT  
Yo Bill, go get on Over the Rainbow and rewrite my route description! I may just not be suited for Garden of the Gods climbing! I'd like to think there's a great route buried under that choss. Jan 6, 2011
Bill Olszewski
Colorado Springs, CO
Bill Olszewski   Colorado Springs, CO
Hey, Phil, I'd love to, but I'm not sure it's possible for me to "man up" to that extent! Ha ha. Maybe if I find a badassed and fearless climbing partner. I think there's a big difference between hard, Kindergarten sandstone flakes that tend to leave solid, square edges when they break, and soft North Gateway sandstone flakes held on by fairy dust, lol. As a matter of fact, I think if anyone spent a little time on SitS intentionally breaking loose flakes, it would be a real solid climb. Jan 7, 2011
Bill Olszewski
Colorado Springs, CO
Bill Olszewski   Colorado Springs, CO
To find the rap anchor: once you get above the last chimney of Lance and into the bushes, look to your left for a 6' pinnacle. Go through the notch on the far side of the pinnacle (north side) onto a big ledge. The anchor is on the face to your right. Jan 7, 2011