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Routes in Parachute Rock

5.9 Route T 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
A2 Route T A2
Alcove 5.9 Route T 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
B'ing There T,TR 5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b
Benz Climb T 5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b
Burgers T,TR 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c PG13
Caped One, The T 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Fogg Spire S 5.10d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b
Grunt, The T 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Illegal Smile T 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Lost Cord T 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
Miss Bliss T,S 5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
No Chute aka Rip Cord T 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Not Quite Jake T,TR 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b R
Pete and Benz T 5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Slip Slidin' Away T 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
Texas DJ T,TR 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c R
True Religon T 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
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Type: Trad, 80 ft
FA: Tom E. & Tom A., 1982
Page Views: 2,908 total · 15/month
Shared By: Joe Keyser on Sep 7, 2002
Admins: Leo Paik, John McNamee, Frances Fierst, Monty, Monomaniac

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Description [Suggest Change]

The rock itself is separated (by a huge boulder) into two sections...a slabby area on the left that leads to a second pitch headwall, and an ampitheater on the right that contains some solid one pitch cracks. This is the furthest right of the routes in the amphitheater.

Starts out with some nice widish jams for about 20-30 feet. Step left over a bulge to a nice finger crack. The finger crack didn't like my stoppers too much, but was easily sewed up with a green Alien. In a way, these moves reminded me of the first pitch of Pear Buttress at Lumpy. Continue up the finger crack that widens so thin hands, and cruise past an easy bulge to the top. Walk off right. Fun.

Eds. note, this was submitted initially as Flake Route.

Protection [Suggest Change]

Hand size for the botton, TCUs for the finger crack, and a couple mid range cams for the top.

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number 7 Feb 14, 2003
Ken Heiser
Boulder, CO
  5.8+
Ken Heiser   Boulder, CO
  5.8+
I really loved this little route.Super rock great holds and great moves. Even a chickenhead at the top!! May 25, 2004
That girl in the picture is smok'in hot!!!! Someone should marry that girl! Jun 3, 2004
Darin Lang
  5.8
Darin Lang  
  5.8
All of the alcove routes are great, but this was the best of the bunch. This might make a good first lead for someone who has done some crack climbing, as the crux is short and all the gear can be placed from good stances. Jun 10, 2004
Tom A.
Co. Springs
Tom A.   Co. Springs
This was named Illegal Smile. 1st ascent was in 1982 by myself with Tom E. following, was 5.8 at the time and sounds like it still is. Also a great John Prine song. Jan 29, 2008
England
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  5.8
England   ?
  5.8
Very fun climb. The only thing about this area that freaks me out a bit is the large rock(roof) above the anchors looks like it's about to fall off. Photo of the lady on this page is not Illegal Smile. Aug 24, 2009
Alex A
 
Alex A  
 
Fun and good pro, for some for reason it was called the Flake Route, in the Platte guide, the photo of the women on 1st pitch is not the 5.8 at the alcove it's not Illegal Smile, note there are trees at the base, I think she's on the Caped One. Apr 17, 2010

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