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Routes in Reynolds Hill

Bad Man with a Devil's Hand T 5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b
Barf Bucket Traverse T 5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b
Black Starr Chimney T,TR 5.5 4b 13 IV+ 11 MS 4a
Bloodletting T 5.11+ 7a 24 VIII 24 E4 6a
Climb and Punishment T 5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a
Climbs of Passion Exit T 5.11c 6c+ 24 VIII- 24 E4 6a
Coffee Grinder T 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Connecticut Yankee T 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
Cosmic Debris T 5.8+ 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Fat Man's Demise T 5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Finger Grinder T 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Fist Crack, The T V0+ 4+
Forever War, The T 5.13 8a 29 X- 30 E7 6c R
Glenda's Chimney T 5.5 4b 13 IV+ 11 MS 4a
Howling T 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
Hug Jombo T 5.11a/b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
Hung Like a Horse T 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
I'd Rather Be In Philadelphia T 5.12 7b+ 27 VIII+ 26 E6 6b
Intergalatic Bong Rip T 5.10- 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
K.P. T 5.9- 5c 17 VI 16 HVS 4c
Klink T 5.10- 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Labyrinth T 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Maiden T 5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b
Matron T 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Moor's Crossing T 5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Peach Cobbler T V1 5
Penis Dimension T 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
Pooh Corner T 5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b
Robert's Rectification T 5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a
Serpentine T 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Sky Line T V0- 4-
Spatial Relations T 5.13- 7c+ 29 IX+ 29 E7 6c R
Time Quake T V4 6B
Tombstone Crack T 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Unknown left of Maiden T,TR 5.7+ 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Vag of Honor T 5.11 6c+ 23 VIII- 23 E4 5c PG13
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Type: Trad, 80 ft
FA: Kevin Bein
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Shared By: Alex Shainman on Aug 21, 2002
Admins: Mike Snyder, Jake Dickerson, Taylor Spiegelberg, Leo Paik, John McNamee, Frances Fierst, Aeon Aki

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Access Issue: Dirt roads reopened as of June 2014 Details


I yarded off a huge "timebomb" flake that, for years, was used as a killer rest stance just before the crux. The flake was easily removed with a light pull while being lowered. I felt it move substantialy when I first stood on it. Without the flake, the route felt more sustained on toprope.... So, if you want to "feel" like you're doing a "first", get after it. Bring a drill and update the anchor while you're at it.

This is an awesome line, but it is not the best rock Vedauwoo has to offer. Hollow rock still exists just before the anchor. Rumor has it that it is possible to continue past the anchor at 80'. Beware of swifts within....

W.C. Fields and the name?

A popular bit of Fields folklore maintains that his grave marker is inscribed, "I'd rather be in Philadelphia" — or some close variant thereof. The legend originated from a mock epitaph that Fields wrote himself for a 1925 Vanity Fair article: "Here Lies / W.C. Fields / I Would Rather Be Living in Philadelphia."

In reality, his interment marker bears only his stage name and the years of his birth and death. (from…).


0.4"-3" cams, wired nuts work best through the crux.
2 bolt anchor/rap


The rock quality is marginal on parts of this route, but the climbing is excellent. The crux bulge is difficult and rather continuous, and placing gear is challenging. Desperately lunging for the anchor slings with a full pump is not uncommon. A noble community service would be for someone to replace this anchor with a modern arrangement (sans wad-o-slings), but if you drill be particularly wary of the rock quality. The original line did not stop at the present-day anchors but was purported to traverse left from the anchors, at .12c, to safer ground. This was done perhaps only once, and may have reflected a hesitation on the part of the first ascent party to stop mid-way up a wall at an "artificial anchor" location (the FA was done before the advent of sport climbing). The first ascentionist, Kevin Bein, was a longtime Gunks climber (known to many as the "Mayor of the Gunks"), a gregarious, highly talented, and wonderful human being. He helped initiate many young "Gunkies" (myself included) into the world of hard climbing from his infectious positive energy and considerable climbing abilities. His motto was "you can do it!", which he truly believed, and it would make you believe it too- even if you were on a Gunks 5.10+ and your previous best was 5.9. He and his wife Barabara Devine lived in the Black HIlls of South Dakota for a few years in the early 1980s, and put up many fine routes there. They were some of the first "Needles" climbers to look for interesting new lines on obscure walls, away from the lure of the spire summits- kind of a modern (at least in 1980) version of the Conns. Barbara was a very talented climber in her own right, and was one of the first women in the US to climb 5.11. Kevin tragically perished on the Matterhorn in the mid-80s when his rap anchors failed. Aug 30, 2002
Jesse Ryan
Jesse Ryan  
Beautiful, Thanks Steve. Aug 30, 2002
The anchors have been replaced, apears to be 2 standard bolts. Thanks to the equipper! Mar 21, 2005
eric whewell
Longmont, CO
eric whewell   Longmont, CO
The first half of this route is stellar, pretty much up to the crux, where the rock quality rapidly deteriorates. The upper finger section is full of shit and maybe a dead bird, there were tons of flies coming out of the crack. The hollow flake also seemed a bit sketchy. Jul 9, 2009
EldoFiend   WY
Today I replaced the mess of webbing at the anchor with chain, and replaced a hanger on one of the bolts (it didn't have a hanger at all). However, I neglected to bring a wrench with me, so if someone would be so kind as to take one up and really tighten the right most bolt that would be great. Aug 8, 2010
John L
Fort Collins, CO
John L   Fort Collins, CO
Summer of 2016 there was still lots of loose rock on the upper section. There's a hollow flake up top still where I think the climbing is a bit easier. This is info from me belaying someone on this climb. Mar 23, 2017

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