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Are We Not Men

5.7 PG13, Trad, TR,  Avg: 1.8 from 125 votes
FA: Charly Oliver and Stuart Schneider, 1979.
Colorado > Boulder > Boulder Canyon > Happy Hour Crag
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Description

Climb the larger right-facing dihedral of two, directly below the tiny roof. Climb up, turn the easy roof, and continue straight up the face.

Protection

Look for the two trees, and bring long slings (20 feet).

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The rope is on the climb.
[Hide Photo] The rope is on the climb.
Per [[10481]]:<br>
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1 - I, Robot.<br>
2 - Are We Not Men.<br>
3 - Twofers.<br>
4 - Twofers Bypass.
[Hide Photo] Per Mike Morley: 1 - I, Robot. 2 - Are We Not Men. 3 - Twofers. 4 - Twofers Bypass.

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[Hide Comment] Though listed as a TR, this is a pretty good lead as well. The roof (crux) protects well but be prepared to run it out about 10-15' on good holds after passing the roof. The next good pro is a #5 Stopper in a crack out to the right where the next higher roof starts. Standard rack works well; nothing too big or super small needed. May 28, 2005
percious
Bear Creek, CO
  5.7+
[Hide Comment] I also think this is a good lead. I think the bottom part is pretty sustained for 5.7. Not a great climb for the blossoming 5.7 leader. Jun 26, 2008
Wanderinfree Chrislip
Boulder, CO
  5.7 R
[Hide Comment] Can lead on gear, but be prepared to run it out after you pull the roof. Crack above the roof is flared and a solid 20 feet before you get another piece in. May 13, 2009
Scott McMahon
Boulder, CO
  5.7 R
[Hide Comment] Ditto on the runout. Not much happening after the roof. Feet are pretty decent, hands are ok. Wouldn't recommend falling on the second half. Just push on through and the finish tapers off. Moves are 5.7, but the commitment is much higher. Aug 23, 2009
Zane E
Lyons, CO
 
[Hide Comment] Climbed up the flake on the right of the normal route to add some excitement to the climb. Oct 1, 2011
Alex Vidal
Durango, CO
  5.7 R
[Hide Comment] I may be a glutton for the obscure, but I think this is my favorite moderate at Happy Hour.

Relative to other climbs at Happy Hour, the climbing in continuous, there are interesting features, and there is an exciting 20ft+ runout on 5.7 terrain to keep things exciting. The roof moves (attacked directly) are cryptic at first, adding to the tasty flavor of this climb. Jun 1, 2015
Jon Banks
Longmont, CO
  5.7 PG13
[Hide Comment] This route is actually quite good. I suspect its mediocre star rating is mostly due to the runout. I'd estimate that you could hit the ground if you fell at the end of the runout (with some rope stretch). I think a single bolt in the middle of the runout would be warranted. It would still be a bit spicy for the 5.7 leader but would be much safer and more enjoyable. Apr 26, 2021
Jade Gutierrez
Boulder CO
[Hide Comment] I was able to place a bomber #4 hex in the middle of the runout. Really fun route - I felt like the crux was low in the dihedral with easy (but psychological) climbing through the less protected sections. Jul 1, 2021
Fisher Martin
Salt Lake, UT
  5.7+ PG13
[Hide Comment] Cool route! The runout is pretty heady, but the line of least resistance naturally leads over to good pro in the crack above the Twofers roof. I was able to get a marginal 0.4 in a pocket in the shallow, flared crack above this route's roof. May have been been mental protection but better than nothing, I guess.

The roof itself is a lot of fun! Oct 12, 2022
Wild Cat
Lyons
  5.7+ PG13
[Hide Comment] Bring a yellow Totem for that weird flared crack above the roof. Then run it out to a bomber 0.5. Fun lead. May 21, 2023
Kate L
Boulder
[Hide Comment] As a blossoming 5.7 leader, I got through the 20’ runout by focusing on my breathing (and having solid feet) - that was my first 5.7 on trad lead, and it was actually fun. Sep 13, 2023