This burly beast-of-a-problem is located within ten feet of Erica's Arete on a huge boulder. The potential for a very serious, life-threatening fall is...well, very serious. I debated on whether placing a couple of bolts mid-way up this monstrous boulder problem (thus the name "Little Monster"), but chose to err on the side of the strictest of ethics, since most people trying this will be a solid 5.13d climber and, of course, have at least three spotters and three crash pads (note: in the photo, you'll see only one spotter for me, but don't try this at home...I have the moves wired).
Getting up to the crux is moderately challenging (a mere V9 sequence), then there is one helluva a crux at the lip of the problem which will spit almost every on-comer--unless of course you are the burliest of climbers and techinically astute, then this full-body mantle will be just a measly challenge.
Start with your hands up high and keep your feet on the face of the boulder. I"m not going to give a lot of beta, but you'll move up, and up, and up, then mantle over the lip.
A SPOTTER IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!!!!!
See photo for beta...
For this problem, it is best to have at least three spotters and three crash pads.
And while I'm thinking about it...I'd like to thank all those excellent individuals who came and spotted me and let me borrow their crashpads in case I fell (which I did--from near the top, too! Can you believe it?!!)
I would also like to thank those people who provided the cheering to keep my working up that monstrous problem; whithout you I am sure I would have never made it up. Your cheering inspired me beyond my personal abilities, I believe.
But most of all, I want to thank the photographer who captured my beautiful ass on the rock. Your ability to find "the angle" is unprecedented, and I'm sure the pictures will look perfect (perfect enough for a cover shot on one of the climbing mags? We'll see! Keep your fingers crossed everyone!) But seriously...thanks for getting that f-stop right, and thanks for getting that aperature right, you professional, you. Although you need a little work on the camera lense cover, buddy. Hello!?! (inside joke)
So anyway, Brad. Stop being such a baby. You are such a big baby! Does the big baby need a bottle? Jun 29, 2003
next, i heard that parker climbed it after the other supposed FAist when at least 917 of the key holds broke on the '13'. his grade was v-negative-800. go figure. after months of working the sequence, i jumped off just before sending when i realized that it would destroy my coveted scorecard ranking.
still, NICE SEND! Jun 4, 2004
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they let you on this website! even after your diligent work commenting on every poor climber who ever posted photos 0 friction! we are in for a treat. Jul 27, 2010