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If only the rest of my life were this organized.

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Buff Johnson

Aug 23, 2010

“If only the rest of my life were this organized.”

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What happens when you:<br>
1) have nothing to do<br>
2) own a sharp knife<br>
3) have a large lime<br>
4) own a patient cat<br>
5) drink too much tequila<br>
6) and it's football season?<br>
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(An e-mail I received; just know that no cat was harmed in the carving of this lime. Dogs Rule!!)

Situational Awareness

It Finally Happened. So says the e-mail I received.

2009 Here we COME!!!!

WEATHER WARNING !! <br>
WHEN YOU SEE THIS ON YOUR WAY OUT THE DOOR IN THE MORNING, go back in and have another cup of coffee. It is probably not going to be a good day! <br>
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(Another classic e-mail I received)

MSG Nelson - Discharged from BAMC<br>
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Awarded:<br>
Combat Action Badge<br>
Purple Heart<br>
Bronze Star<br>
Legion of Merit (2010)<br>
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For actions during Operation Enduring Freedom - Kabul, Afghanistan. <br>
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The Bronze Star awarded for meritorious service unrelated to this incident that helped the humanitarian needs of the people of Afghanistan.<br>
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2010 -- Legion of Merit is an award decoration for 10 years of exceptional merit in heavy equipment logistics employed in the field over the course of Iraqi & Enduring Freedom.

Contemplation

Bonzai!!!<br>
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This is way more ..... than the lime-cat

In recognition of Memorial Day.<br>
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Thanks.<br>

In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth. <br>
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The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve. <br>
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After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only "orphans" that could be found quickly, were a litter of weaner pigs. The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger.<br>

Have a Nice Day

Tiger & piggies 2

There is no Take

20 Inches of Snow<br>

Howdy Pilgrim<br>
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This is my Fire Troll<br>
(careful....he knows verbal judo)

Adjustable Anchor Tie-In w/ cord

Sport Boy<br>
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(Photo by Peacock)

So that others may live.<br>
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Photo by Goss.<br>
(a training pic)

Devils Head Climbing (kidding)

Family Matters

Fill 'er up!!

Brothers

Ice Passion<br>
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(Stuart Paul snapped this of me getting after it in Ouray)

This is a hot little chilly pepper; feel the burn. love it .. love the burn

Yet another contrivance -- a retrievable rap rig

Siggs go everywhere<br>
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Would it make that climb 100% BPA-Free??

It's the catlike reflexes. But with puppy-powered strength.

The Jayhawk. <br>
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CWO2 Doug Miller (Uncle Douggie), 9th ID<br>
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Artist rendering, credit to be forthcoming

Punk ass kids, 1980s, N Turkey Creek area

Some kid back in the 80's.<br>
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Would this be contributing to the deliquency of a minor??

I'll save you sport-boy!!<br>
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German Shepherd - Wiki - GNU Free Documentation License.<br>
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Proud honorary member GS CPSAR (German Shepherd Crag Patrol Search & Rescue)<br>

Afghan city2

Did someone say "Off Belay"?<br>
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Bro, bagged their FA summit outside Kabul.

Bro on Patrol

Goes along with my tiger pics.

heads up

Tiger & piggies1

Good friends, good water, three meals a day, concrete walls, & a real toilet; the've got it made in the shade. Bro says it the small things in life, you know.

Chilly Pit Stop

The Ouray Deer Serial Killer

Have Shoes, Will Travel

Blood & mileage while in Ouray.<br>
Photo by Matt, camera equipment from Stuart.

Farnham, By Gully<br>
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mythbusters -- if you light a fire under a climber, will they fly up a route????

naughty bull

Rollin (for now) with the energy program. Installing one of many bridges for Dvr's light rail system. This one is a little bridge, but a difficult one with a bunch of crap in the way.<br>
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Not climbing, but it's a cool shot for the tough jobs crowd.

GroundZero1

One example of a load distributing anchor; based from publication by Bill May of RMRG.<br>
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Posted for explanation of a forum discussion.

Good Doggie!

Which way to Caracal?

Jedi Master, Tom Maceyka. One of the few pics ever taken; of course, he's not climbing. But, he can drink tequila with the best of 'em.

Top Lower Rig with BD Guide

Party time @ Camp Phoenix for a Romanian contingent. Note, there is no smoking & only sodas. Posters of some snowy slopes back home on the wall.

Climbing Psych 102

4th ID commissioned statue of remembrance. <br>
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Depicts Iraqi child thanking a US soldier for liberating the country from Saddam. <br>
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The materials used were from Saddam statues, as well as the artisan, but disputed Iraqi artisan stated it was all about the money for him as to its purpose.

Doug Shepherd bw.<br>
Not a pic I took -- just enhanced it for a forum discussion. looks cool though, doesn't it?

Warm Weather Safety

Devils Twr Natl Monument

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