Help An American Nicotine Addict In Canada

Please help this grouchy addict. I smoked spliffs for years and years (actually they smoked me) and really underestimated how many things of Zyn (little nicotine pouches) I’d need to survive the constant, glorious smell of weed that engulfs the chief campground at all hours.  

I would drive to the border right now if I wasn’t convinced they will harass me on the Canadian side for being a dirtbag (really pushed my luck last summer). 

If you’re coming to Squamish from the states and can hook me up when you fill up with gas I’ll venmo you immediately, buy you beer, belay for you, rope gun you up a moderate if that’s your thing, hug you, do your laundry, wash your car, convince your boyfriend on the benefits of therapy, convince your girlfriend it doesn’t matter that she climbs harder than you… I don’t know…take your pick… anything’s up for negotiation. 

Check out the book ' The easy way to quit smoking' in the mean time. 

Tyler Lappetito wrote:

Please help this grouchy addict. I smoked spliffs for years and years (actually they smoked me) and really underestimated how many things of Zyn (little nicotine pouches) I’d need to survive the constant, glorious smell of weed that engulfs the chief campground at all hours.  

I would drive to the border right now if I wasn’t convinced they will harass me on the Canadian side for being a dirtbag (really pushed my luck last summer). 

If you’re coming to Squamish from the states and can hook me up when you fill up with gas I’ll venmo you immediately, buy you beer, belay for you, rope gun you up a moderate if that’s your thing, hug you, do your laundry, wash your car, convince your boyfriend on the benefits of therapy, convince your girlfriend it doesn’t matter that she climbs harder than you… I don’t know…take your pick… anything’s up for negotiation. 

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