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My Prediction for the Olympic Climbing Competitions.

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Zay Ban · · Unknown Hometown · Joined 25 days ago · Points: 0

Adam Ondra won't get gold.

Sensationalist Media will herald the winner as "The New Greatest Climber in the World."

Gym climbing will become the global metric foe greatness.

Rocks will lose popularity.

Swan Slab will be a ghost town from now on.

Devin Andretti will make a special appearance in Tokyo (that's where the games are being held, yeah?)

Zay Ban · · Unknown Hometown · Joined 25 days ago · Points: 0
Jeff Luton · · Arcata · Joined Aug 2016 · Points: 5

Zay just took gold

Tim Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,482

Boomer climbers will then go on TV and attempt to describe what climbing really is-used to be.

HughC · · Fort Collins, CO · Joined Jul 2015 · Points: 15
Tim Stich wrote: Boomer climbers will then go on TV and attempt to describe what climbing really is-used to be.

Younger climbers will scoff at the aged folks' wisdom and knowledge,  burning them off with the oh so clever phrase, "Ok, boomer.".

Tim Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,482

Kyles will laugh, drink Monster drinks and punch some drywall, but won't be competing this year.

Australian climbers will try to insist that the word "seppos" is also oh-so-biting and clever when denigrating Americans.

M Mobes · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Mar 2006 · Points: 910

The winners will not visit the Trumphouse for fast food and a presidential groping.

Tim Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,482

NoDoze®  brand caffeine pills will be the official sponsor of the climbing judges.

Allen Sanderson · · On the road to perdition · Joined Jul 2007 · Points: 1,188
My Prediction for the Olympic Climbing Competitions.

So poorly attended that the comps will be a Category E Sport and never see a minute of TV time.
Chris Trautz · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Mar 2019 · Points: 90

The global financial collapse that is now picking up speed will necessitate the cancellation of the Olympics.

Gerald Adams · · Unknown Hometown · Joined May 2019 · Points: 0

No climber over age 16 will win a medal until Chomolungma speed-climbing becomes official Olympic event .

Fehim Hasecic · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jun 2013 · Points: 170

Rock and Ice will break the story of who the gold medalist are after talking to some local and then they’ll edit the story after corroborating story with several other locals. In the end they’ll publish the MP survey poll of the thread on who the actual winner is.

B P · · Unknown Hometown · Joined 16 days ago · Points: 0

I sarcastically call someone a pussy and my account is suspended.

Another person gets called out multiple times in threads that have nothing to do with what he was originally called out for in what could be interpreted as cyber bullying and gets multiple likes.

Way to go MP moderators. 

Fehim Hasecic · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jun 2013 · Points: 170
B P wrote: I sarcastically call someone a pussy and my account is suspended.

Another person gets called out multiple times in threads that have nothing to do with what he was originally called out for in what could be interpreted as cyber bullying and gets multiple likes.

Way to go MP moderators. 

A true contender for 2020 combined gold!

Long Ranger · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jan 2014 · Points: 331

The speed climbing specialists, despite being incredible athletes in their own right, won't be able to top any of the boulders in the final round.

Long Ranger · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jan 2014 · Points: 331

So climbing is in the Olympics, does that mean there will be a Paralympics?

I want to see Mo Beck win gold.

Zay Ban · · Unknown Hometown · Joined 25 days ago · Points: 0
scott fuzz · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Feb 2014 · Points: 125

Accent cheers and cow bells-

erigre · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2006 · Points: 76

Christian Griffith takes gold, wearing only a thong and a swami belt... and the lost double rack mysteriously appears on the third flatiron, with bonus double #5's and #6's 

Zay Ban · · Unknown Hometown · Joined 25 days ago · Points: 0

Cyber bullying. That's good.  Dude stole from numerous people in the valley.  Called people all sorts of names including- but- not- limited-to sexist and homophobic. Crafts his own legend with some highly entertaining and polarizing posts.

I create kindergarten masterpieces. hell, maybe even preschool.

And every time his name comes up in the park is good stuff.

B P · · Unknown Hometown · Joined 16 days ago · Points: 0
Zay Ban wrote: Cyber bullying. That's good.  Dude stole from numerous people in the valley.  Called people all sorts of names including- but- not- limited-to sexist and homophobic. Crafts his own legend with some highly entertaining and polarizing posts.

I create kindergarten masterpieces. hell, maybe even preschool.

And every time his name comes up in the park is good stuff.

Hey I’m not saying that the guy should be the next pope but you can’t change the fact that we keep dragging him through the mud here. My comment was meant more at the poor job of moderating in the site as opposed to critiquing your art. 

I do love your latest rendition. 
Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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