Manic Depressive Limpwriskies Phlag It!

You don’t know her like I do.

Sale lights up from COS at 1800 and includes....

Jezebel, title in hand, $7k cash.
A rack of new Colormineral wides
A rack of MKoilyus offset ultralights
Nano and Photon racking biners
Cypher three-in-one alpine draws
Dyneema
Heavy metal

Terms: if you think my gentleman friend is manic, don’t buy from him. PayPal or cash.

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 I’m also interested in the offsets and biners 

Mitchell Goldman wrote: Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

 I’m also interested in the offsets and biners 

First in line! Name a price for each and I’ll probably take it.

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Camalots #4, #5 and #6 sold for $60, $50 and $50 each to a GJ local.

Available:
- offset UL Masters, Mitchell has first dibs. They're currently on consignment in Moab but I can get them back anytime
- Nanos, assorted, $3 each
- Photons, assorted, $3.50 each
- Cypher long draw bones: $3 each
- Cypher 7mm dyneema: $3 each
- VIN for Jezebel available on request. KBB's at $10k, will let her go for a reluctant $7.5k cash. Title in hand. 33k, one owner, I do all the maintenance, missing a mirror and has a couple scratches from a fencepost in Delta. Search for her on previous forums if you want a vehicle that gets 53mpg. Look at my insta @fredbill222 to see proof of 58.9mpg driving from Potrero to Farmington.

If you're the type of person who wants to see pictures, send me a PM. I've sold more cams than most people on this site and have only had one complaint which was a shipping related issue that was dealt with satisfactorily. References upon request, or my homies can just post up and say "baller AF."

Jesus loves you, muthafuggaz.

2nd dibs on offsets! 

Jack Pain wrote: 2nd dibs on offsets! 

Jack is a straight baller! Speaking of which, as someone who identifies with/as/preposition "bi" polar/whatever, I don't mean any offense. This is all just marketing so if you're offended by the F-word, flag it!

Hey, heads up that I sent you a PM yesterday.  Just making sure you get it it.  No rush.