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Calling all Crack Hoes


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Fast Eddie McBradish · · Salt Lake City, UT · Joined Jun 2008 · Points: 490

Calling out all you SLC crack hoes to tape up for some deep fisting action. The challenge is to complete the "crackfecta" at Sandy Momentum. This challenge consists of climbing the three walls of the crack pillar: the chimney both inside and out, wide cracks next to the chimney, center crack, both east cracks, and changing corners. All in one session. Do it sans tape (or hand condoms) for the grand prize of a BD #5 (last years model).

mike1 · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2006 · Points: 10

Hey Eddie,
My name is Mike and I would like to join your challenge. I have done all but 2 of them and need to some motivation to finish the lead ones ! PM sent !

Fast Eddie McBradish · · Salt Lake City, UT · Joined Jun 2008 · Points: 490

Ok, some of you want to see the grand prize, here it is. 


To others,  my apologies for the term “deep fisting action” used in the description. Likely the only time in history when it can be used ligitamatly.
master gumby · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2016 · Points: 152

I am tempted to flag this post for being offensive given the real world crack problem SLC has.

Fast Eddie McBradish · · Salt Lake City, UT · Joined Jun 2008 · Points: 490

Some do say our cracks are shallow, flaring,  and chossy. . . .

Fast Eddie McBradish · · Salt Lake City, UT · Joined Jun 2008 · Points: 490

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have our first winner! "Mad Dogg Murphy" has taken home the grand prize. Not only did he do the "crackfecta" without tape, but in a short sleeve shirt. And to top it off he sent the 12- ring lock crack. Any more contestants willing to take it up a notch? I have a whole load of great gear!   

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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