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Funniest Route Names in Red Rocks


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Maison DesChamps · · Hartland, MI · Joined Jul 2018 · Points: 0

I’m on the search for the funniest route names in Red Rocks, I am already familiar with “Shit Howdy” and “Chode Warrior,” but does anyone know any better ones?

Pete Baumgardner · · Las Vegas, NV · Joined Feb 2018 · Points: 5
John Kerry · · Unknown Hometown · Joined 28 days ago · Points: 0

Barrine Ass

John Clark · · San Francisco, CA · Joined Mar 2016 · Points: 407

where is red rocks?

Andrew Krajnik · · Plainfield, IL · Joined Jul 2016 · Points: 1,688
John Clark wrote: where is red rocks?

It's the area described in the guidebook "Red Rocks, A Climber's Guide" by Jerry Handren. http://www.redrocksguidebook.com/purchase-red-rock-guide.html

It's also featured in "Rock Climbing Red Rocks" by Todd Swain.
s.price · · Pagosa Springs · Joined Dec 2010 · Points: 1,346
John Clark wrote: where is red rocks?

Colorado DUH. I have seen some great concerts there ;)

Ted Pinson · · Chicago, IL · Joined Jul 2014 · Points: 210

Caustic Cock.

Big B · · Sin City, NV · Joined Mar 2015 · Points: 1

I love that venue, being there around all that sandstone reminds me of being in Red Rock.

R. Moran · · Moab , UT · Joined Mar 2009 · Points: 140

Gay Nazis for christ

Jer · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Aug 2015 · Points: 26
Andrew Krajnik wrote:

Eh, I've seen a few on MP. It never seems to be locals, either.

Wow, you replied fast. I deleted bc it seemed meaner when I reread. Pickled Cock is another good one

JF1 · · Las Vegas · Joined Jan 2011 · Points: 400

Sacred undergarment squeeze job at panty wall

Ryan Gleason · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2018 · Points: 0

Mr Choad's Wild Ride always gets me  

Roy Suggett · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2009 · Points: 7,609

Lotta Balls will make you chuckle, until you see all of these balls on the deck and then have to climb on them on the second pitch.

Luis Saca · · Las Vegas · Joined Dec 2018 · Points: 435

Tongue Mud comes to mind.

Andrew Krajnik · · Plainfield, IL · Joined Jul 2016 · Points: 1,688
Jer wrote:

Wow, you replied fast. I deleted bc it seemed meaner when I reread. Pickled Cock is another good one

I deleted mine, too. No worries!

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

Nevada
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