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Ride my gote to the Monterrey Aeropuerto for $300 USD


Fritz Nuffer · · The Western Slope · Joined Mar 2012 · Points: 430
Ryan Maitland wrote: But bro, did you simul rap?

Simuldrinking is king 

Fritz Nuffer · · The Western Slope · Joined Mar 2012 · Points: 430
J Thomson wrote: How is it that every post by this bro turns into a dumpster fire

Andrew Krajnik · · Plainfield, IL · Joined Jul 2016 · Points: 1,673
Fritz Nuffer wrote:

Simuldrinking is king 

But you're not even drinking in that photo! When simuldrinking, if you both don't reach the bottom at the same time, one of you will die. (Or is that simulrapping?)

Nick Sweeney · · Spokane, WA · Joined Jun 2013 · Points: 662

Fritz is handling these haters perfectly - I got a few laughs out of this.  Carry on!

PS I'd gladly pay $15 extra for an English-speaking driver and decent vehicle.

A-K · · Denver, CO currently · Joined Aug 2014 · Points: 0

I don't know how much my buddy paid for his cab but it broke down and they had to push up hills and coast down and unsurprisingly missed his flight. He had to pay a lot more than $15 for another flight out of Monterrey.

Is this another sign of American capitalists taking good money from the Mexican proletariat? Yeah. Is a few extra bucks for a reliable ride and some bong-hits with goat-boy worth making your flight on time? Yeah.

Tim Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,476

Al conducir en México, ten cuidado con las tetas viales.



Hola mi amigo. ¿Tienes armas de fuego o drogas? ¿No? ¿Te gustaría un poco?

CO_Michael · · Unknown Hometown · Joined May 2008 · Points: 950

Damn.  I wish I was headed down to PC again soon.  I would hire Fritz.  Sounds safe, knows the way.  I will bring a Impeach45 sticker or a spare tail light for that Honda.  #NoFederales

Fritz Nuffer · · The Western Slope · Joined Mar 2012 · Points: 430

Offer accepted: $20 and two tricams. 

Choss the Bolter · · Bosler Wyoming · Joined 20 days ago · Points: 0

Uh Fritz... Your rear right taillight is out...might want to get that fixed.  Especially with all that 420 gear in thar.  

Joe Prescott · · Berlin Germany · Joined Apr 2013 · Points: 6

I'd say a goatee ride might just be worth $50. And all the way from the airport, no less!

Fritz Nuffer · · The Western Slope · Joined Mar 2012 · Points: 430
Choss the Bolter wrote: Uh Fritz... Your rear right taillight is out...might want to get that fixed.  Especially with all that 420 gear in thar.  

It helps me blend in with the locals. :-P Light still works, plastic is cracked.

Fritz Nuffer · · The Western Slope · Joined Mar 2012 · Points: 430

Offer accepted for $30 and some food.

http://aperfectweakness.com/2019/01/09/viva-la-mexigote/

Colonel Mustard · · Sacramento, CA · Joined Sep 2005 · Points: 1,186

This is why we need to build a wall! ANGRY!

manuel rangel · · Arizona · Joined Jan 2006 · Points: 3,887

Good luck and be safe Fritz! Thanks for helping!

Fritz Nuffer · · The Western Slope · Joined Mar 2012 · Points: 430

Overseen at El Buho .... $60 USD for MTY to EPC. 

Tim Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,476

Yowsa. Them prices. What is the mileage from EPC to the airport round trip, anyway?

Fritz Nuffer · · The Western Slope · Joined Mar 2012 · Points: 430

26 miles each way (1.5 hrs), two tolls, your life in your hands re: lug-spiked truckers, and potholes aplenty. I got a flat yesterday at 20:30 and drove someone to the airport and back on the donut. Got them there in time! 

Tim Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,476
Fritz Nuffer wrote: 26 miles each way (1.5 hrs), two tolls, your life in your hands re: lug-spiked truckers, and potholes aplenty. I got a flat yesterday at 20:30 and drove someone to the airport and back on the donut. Got them there in time! 

You've convinced me. Your prices are certainly fair. What's the cost of the stupid tolls? I remember some of them.

Fritz Nuffer · · The Western Slope · Joined Mar 2012 · Points: 430
Tim Stich wrote:

You've convinced me. Your prices are certainly fair. What's the cost of the stupid tolls? I remember some of them.

52 pesos and 41 pesos. 

Tim Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,476
Fritz Nuffer wrote:

52 pesos and 41 pesos. 

That's ten bucks round trip. And let's not forget gas. What's it cost per gallon down there now?

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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