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Wesley Palka · · Joshua Tree, CA · Joined Dec 2017 · Points: 0

please tell some good story about why you love Mr. Locker. for me its just his crazy good looks.

Joe De Luca · · yucca valley · Joined Oct 2012 · Points: 127

O man this is going to be good

Buck Rio · · MN · Joined Jul 2015 · Points: 0

I'm not 100% sure it was Locker, I've never been introduced, but someone that looks like him gave me a light (for a smoke) when I was coming down from the Indian Peaks and hadn't had a cigarette for like 12 hrs. I have been favorably inclined towards all gentleman that "have that look" ever since.

FrankPS · · Atascadero, CA · Joined Nov 2009 · Points: 275

Locker? Where do I start? Well, we were both young and dashing, and were in demand. He was the prize and I was his wing man. We were living a devil-may-care lifestyle, always throwing caution to the wind.  Whether it was a bar or a crag, his smooth and debonair ways, his movie star good looks and pocketfuls of cash won the day. And the ladies.          to be continued...

(note: he might act like he doesn't know me, but forgive him in his advanced dementia)

Ocalslay Onlyyay · · Not That Into Climbing · Joined Jan 2012 · Points: 1,160

The guy is hot.  What can I say?

Carey De Luca · · Yucca Valley, Ca · Joined Jul 2007 · Points: 10

It's the stasch, for sure.

Rodney P · · Ouray,CO · Joined Oct 2011 · Points: 335

It's the puffy T that does it for me!

seƱdera la reina · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2017 · Points: 0

I have never heard of this man Locker.  But now I am intrigued...

FrankPS · · Atascadero, CA · Joined Nov 2009 · Points: 275
señdera la reina wrote: I have never heard of this man Locker.  But now I am intrigued...

He's a real ladies' man, dare I say, he's a ladykiller. He will take your breath away; you will melt in his presence. He will charm you and make you swoon. He is a silver-tongued devil. Words can't describe his fabled appeal.

MisterE Wolfe · · Bishop, CA · Joined Dec 2007 · Points: 3,682

He's a Supertopo reject, just like me... plus, he helped me get together with my now wife.

Locker · · Yucca Valley, CA · Joined Oct 2002 · Points: 2,267

I hear the dude's a real jerk.

Colonel Mustard · · Sacramento, CA · Joined Sep 2005 · Points: 1,185

I just wish he wasn’t my dad.

drjman · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jun 2015 · Points: 2,406

Whoever is on Wes’ account is a funny person. Wes is not normally funny. This is weird. 

corpse · · jtree area · Joined Jun 2006 · Points: 5
MisterE Wolfe wrote: He's a Supertopo reject, just like me... plus, he helped me get together with my now wife.

He IS a good guy.  He's helping me put together a wife too.  So far I've got a torso, a leg and 3 left arms.

but really.  I've dealt with a lot of great lockers during all my years of school, but he's the best!!
Big B · · Sin City, NV · Joined Mar 2015 · Points: 1

isn't Locker the one with the affinity for large blue... adult toys

Dana Bartlett · · CO · Joined Nov 2003 · Points: 890

He came to the Boulder area and wouldn't climb with anyone. We begged, pleaded - nothing.

Locker · · Yucca Valley, CA · Joined Oct 2002 · Points: 2,267
"He came to the Boulder area and wouldn't climb with anyone"

I guess all my climbing partners were in my head, then.

I knew I had some issues. Now I know how bad.
MisterE Wolfe · · Bishop, CA · Joined Dec 2007 · Points: 3,682
Colonel Mustard wrote: I just wish he wasn’t my dad.

Well, at least your Sister is hot!

Tim Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,476

Locker, oh Locker!
all hail the mighty goof!
Locker, oh Locker!
So nice and not aloof!
Boldest and grandest,
withstanding ev'ry test
Smiling wide and glorious,
you stand supremely blest.

Colonel Mustard · · Sacramento, CA · Joined Sep 2005 · Points: 1,185

He gives all the best online medical advice. He says “A dab will do ya!”

And you know what? Dude’s right!

Doug Lintz · · Kearney, NE · Joined Apr 2004 · Points: 1,140
Colonel Mustard wrote: He gives all the best online medical advice. He says “A dab will do ya!”

And you know what? Dude’s right!

It worked for me, and I have the wife to prove it!

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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