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Angry looking dudes at the gym?


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AJ W. · · Montclair, NJ · Joined Apr 2015 · Points: 115

Why so serious?

Jesus, how many people I've seen staring at the plastic like it just killed their mother. Chill the fuck out. There are kids here (always, by the way, like all the time).

Chris Hatzai · · Bend, Oregon · Joined Sep 2015 · Points: 315

Theyre pissed cause theyre pulling plastic.

philip bone · · sonora · Joined Dec 2011 · Points: 0

maybe roid rage

caesar.salad · · earth · Joined Dec 2012 · Points: 85
Chris Hatzai wrote:

Theyre pissed cause theyre pulling plastic.

ha

Jonathan Cunha · · Bolinas, CA · Joined May 2014 · Points: 65

It's a scientific fact that if you take your shirt off and grunt and scream when you climb--you will climb better.  These guys are just warming up.

ViperScale . · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2013 · Points: 235

More people sex the plastic than real flesh these days.

Chris Hatzai · · Bend, Oregon · Joined Sep 2015 · Points: 315
ViperScale . wrote:

More people sex the plastic than real flesh these days.

Wayyyyy more than real rock forsure.

Bill Lawry · · New Mexico · Joined Apr 2006 · Points: 1,523

Why so serious?

Before the route / problem rejected my effort, I was already tired, anxious, or angry.

And then I can’t figure out the moves

... plus ..

I have various levels of narcissism, competitiveness, low-frustration tolerance, etc..

... and ...

I think it was a bad route setter, or my spouse doesn’t let me come to the gym enough, or getting this degree makes me study too much or, ?

Boom! I need to kill something!! ... where is that smirking AJ W!!!

:-)

R. Moran · · Moab , UT · Joined Mar 2009 · Points: 140

Don't let the guys in yoga pants scare you

Falon · · Denver, Colorado · Joined May 2010 · Points: 0

yea, i agree. concentrating on hard things is ridiculous. especially while wearing silly upper body garments. true bruce lee status is only attained while half naked and spraying down the nearest female on her warmup.

ViperScale . · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2013 · Points: 235
R. Moran wrote:

Don't let the guys in yoga pants scare you

Spandex is great I don't know why all the negative on it it because it is some of the best pants I have ever worn.

Old lady H · · Boise, Idaho · Joined Aug 2015 · Points: 290

Mom sent their project.

;-)

ViperScale . · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2013 · Points: 235
Old lady H wrote:

Mom sent their project.

;-)

I only get pissed when the 12 year old girls send the project I am working on. That or her 10 year old brother...

Anyway my goal is to send one of the four 5.13s at my gym tomorrow.

Old lady H · · Boise, Idaho · Joined Aug 2015 · Points: 290
ViperScale . wrote:

I only get pissed when the 12 year old girls send the project I am working on. That or her 10 year old brother...

Anyway my goal is to send one of the four 5.13s at my gym tomorrow.

Mom sets the 5.13s.

:-D

5.Seven-Kevin · · Las Vegas · Joined Dec 2016 · Points: 0
Old lady H wrote:

Mom sets the 5.13s.

:-D

And Trump is president.

We're all unqualified now, aren't we?

King Tut · · Citrus Heights · Joined Aug 2012 · Points: 430

wtf yim is super cereal.

Bill Kirby · · Baltimore Maryland · Joined Jul 2012 · Points: 480

It’s because they live in NJ. I see the same thing in Baltimore some days.

Colonel Mustard · · Sacramento, CA · Joined Sep 2005 · Points: 1,180

I wasn’t the only one noticing them? I mean, right? Who pissed in your Cheerios? Angers meh.

Petroclimbsagain · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Aug 2015 · Points: 0

“Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves. Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.”  -Bruce Lee

Shawn Fettig · · Raleigh · Joined May 2015 · Points: 0

The same guys are staring down the 50 lbs on the weight bench. My belief is it must be some kind jedi mind trick of extreme concentration and serious facial expression that allows them to achieve goals far beyond their true ability.

djh860 · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2014 · Points: 110

They are angry because you wont stop staring at them.

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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