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The Lone Pine Boys


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Only, Locals · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2012 · Points: 1,160

Who are these mysterious cowboys of the alpine?  The lowest of the low key?  Masters of smug, and the Subway cash register?

Tell us the tales of your secret FAs, so unknown that you don’t even know about them.  Regale us, the lowly others, with a tale of your 8 pitch 5.8 with one 5.11 move.  Please!  We demand to know.


*fart noise 

Greg Shea · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Oct 2015 · Points: 10

Too meta

FrankPS · · Atascadero, CA · Joined Nov 2009 · Points: 275

Context? Background? Anything to help make sense of this post?

splitclimber · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2007 · Points: 5

No mocking please.  :)  

Is Lone Pine even in NORCAL?

Wiped out again on ST, Burcheee. :(


wooddottir · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2014 · Points: 755

How much lone pine cafe sunday Pozole do I need to have eaten before I get to be a lone pine boy?

Only, Locals · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2012 · Points: 1,160

Merry Christmas all, I’m mocking you from the Pizza Factory bathroom!!!!

mediocre · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2013 · Points: 0
Addem Bursh wrote:

Merry Christmas all, I’m mocking you from the Pizza Factory bathroom!!!!

I feel like that was a micro aggression 

Only, Locals · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2012 · Points: 1,160
mediocre wrote:

I feel like that was a micro aggression 

Nano, but I'll take it.


I'm doing quiet FAs wahhh wahhh wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Fat Dad · · Los Angeles, CA · Joined Nov 2007 · Points: 60
amockalypsenow wrote:

How much lone pine cafe sunday Pozole do I need to have eaten before I get to be a lone pine boy?

They serve pozole on Sundays?  Road trip.

Poor Burchy, the rigors of parenting will do that to you. I'm only now recovering. 

Only, Locals · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2012 · Points: 1,160

OH MAN MOSER CHIMED IN BUT NOW THE POST IS GONE WUT DO WE DO?!?!

Only, Locals · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2012 · Points: 1,160

Big B · · Sin City, NV · Joined Mar 2015 · Points: 0

wheres vittles to back up these wild claims...

BURT WOULDNT BE PROUD

Only, Locals · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2012 · Points: 1,160

I've got a suspicion that I don't really know what I'm talking about BUT WHEN DID THAT EVER STOP ANYONE FROM CONTINUING ONLINE!?!??!

Moser · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2009 · Points: 20

credit yondershore
Eric Fjellanger · · Unknown Hometown · Joined May 2008 · Points: 840
Addem Bursh wrote:

I've got a suspicion that I don't really know what I'm talking about BUT WHEN DID THAT EVER STOP ANYONE FROM CONTINUING ONLINE!?!??!

At least it's not another thread about how to optimize and strengthen a two-bolt anchor.

NateGfunk · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Apr 2013 · Points: 50
Eric Fjellanger wrote:

At least it's not another thread about how to optimize and strengthen a two-bolt anchor.

Bro, Equaquadroettes obviously

Only, Locals · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2012 · Points: 1,160

Myles, that photochop is gold.  

Moser · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2009 · Points: 20

Amy jo. ... 

Only, Locals · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2012 · Points: 1,160

I'm reverse-mocking it from inside the womens coat rack at Elevation...right now.

Moser · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2009 · Points: 20

Hahahahah

Moser · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2009 · Points: 20

Burch tree you kill me

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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