swamp crotch


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Aleks Zebastian · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jul 2014 · Points: 175

climbing friend,

is this some real thing that your americans they suffer from? I do not have this problem in norway, or either here after moving to your united state

http://www.artofmanliness.com/2013/08/13/preventing-swamp-crotch/

rain cloud · · the abyss (kansas) · Joined Aug 2013 · Points: 195

Balls of steal, coupled with Buns of steel, I think thats were we differ from you euros. Oh yeah and the hardcore work ethic that doesnt stop, even when the humidity climbs above 80% for weeks on end. Merica! hell yeah, now pass me that gold bold medicated, got somethin serious goin on here.

Tyler Osborne · · Charlotte, NC · Joined Apr 2016 · Points: 5

That's why I climb in a banana hammock in the Southeast. 

Zabadoo · · Grand Rapids, MI · Joined Jan 2015 · Points: 15

Perfect Friday post.  

I use anti-hydral.  A little for the hands and a little for the places the sun don't shine.  "Thank you very much, myself".

Brian · · North Kingstown, RI · Joined Sep 2001 · Points: 650

In the military we called it crotch rot.  In the tropics if you wore tighty whiteys they get wet with sweat and cause fungus amongst your junkest.  We were told not to wear underwear in jungle environments.  Hence the term "going commando."

Ted Pinson · · Chicago, IL · Joined Jul 2014 · Points: 190

Ooooooh.  It all makes sense now.

Chris Dunn 510 · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jun 2016 · Points: 0
Tyler Osborne wrote:

That's why I climb in a banana hammock in the Southeast. 

Just the banana hammock?

BigB · · Red Rock, NV · Joined Feb 2015 · Points: 340

maybe u need "baby" powder

fuck you · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Feb 2017 · Points: 0
Aleks Zebastian wrote:

climbing friend,

is this some real thing that your americans they suffer from? I do not have this problem in norway, or either here after moving to your united state

http://www.artofmanliness.com/2013/08/13/preventing-swamp-crotch/

keepin' it classy~

scott fuzz · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Feb 2014 · Points: 125

SC ain't got  nuttin on Jersey Crab- 

Nick Drake · · Newcastle, WA · Joined Jan 2015 · Points: 483
Zabadoo wrote:

Perfect Friday post.  

I use anti-hydral.  A little for the hands and a little for the places the sun don't shine.  "Thank you very much, myself".

Man I don't want cracking in those creases   

Why not rub some rhino skin on your balls?

andrew.reed · · Manitou Springs, CO · Joined Oct 2014 · Points: 25

Athletic, sweat wicking underwear 

Nate Doyle · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Feb 2016 · Points: 10

Get yourself a PAS thong. 

Andrew Krajnik · · Plainfield, IL · Joined Jul 2016 · Points: 277

I swear by SAXX underwear (saxxunderwear.com). (Yes, that's really what they're called.) They have what they refer to as the "ballpark pouch" (I'm not joking),which consists of extra panels of material that cradle your junk to keep it from sticking to your thighs. They are available in quick-dry moisture-wicking material (their quest boxer briefs are similar to Exofficio Give-N-Go material,but much better fit). They do an amazing job of preventing chafing of my southern "neckmeat". I don't even bother with Gold Bond any more.

Aleks Zebastian · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jul 2014 · Points: 175

climbing friend,

oh my! goodness! your american are quite gross! I shall think twice about shaking hands with unknown american climber next time. Who is knowing where their hands could have most recently been?

BigB · · Red Rock, NV · Joined Feb 2015 · Points: 340
 Aleks Zebastian wrote:

climbing friend,

oh my! goodness! your american are quite gross! I shall think twice about shaking hands with unknown american climber next time. Who is knowing where their hands could have most recently been?

in a apple pie?

Nate Doyle · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Feb 2016 · Points: 10
Aleks Zebastian wrote:

climbing friend,

oh my! goodness! your american are quite gross! I shall think twice about shaking hands with unknown american climber next time. Who is knowing where their hands could have most recently been?

It helps for most difficult flash. Not everyone has naturally sticky grip from years of 4-plan and yummy fish heads as you Aleks.

MuddyPaws · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Apr 2015 · Points: 0

Aleks friend,

This united state have developed many invention to crush the swamp rot while onsight technical overhang slab of most difficult 5.14 R/X, trad in "conway" or "dacks".

First have made the liquid chalk for slathering in dagobah choss gully between the leg on one hundred seventy three percent humid day in "the red". Even hardest of Hardmen squeeling like children on the lap of drunken santa while slather. 

Next we have develop west coast low-rider leg-loop technique from the tu-pac. Now possible for brilliant vigorous scratch from under leg loop, even if for five seconds relief. Never shake hand with hardman or hardwoman low rider. For sure they are scratch like cat on new sofa mid route while hang direct on #0000000 micro stopper from forge in the depth "the valley". 

And the last we have develop chalk harvest from genital of mythical beast. Of course chalk more expensive, but placebo effect greatly help flash. For climber in "the know" it matters not how much chalk applied, for cream cheese shmear in offwidth below treasure trail will never attain. 

Also rumor of cowboy or cowgirl choss arrete for the rotten crotch. Tenuous balance awkward climb technique require nerve of steel, many strong neck meat and belay slave with patience of ancient rust pin waiting to be discover on "FA" in the north lands. Elders tell this around fire pit. Five star must do unrepeated and classic for the grade. 

Now you have our secret of united state...

djh860 · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2014 · Points: 110

jock itch

Buddy Smith · · GA · Joined May 2017 · Points: 40

If you wanna have some fun switch someone's talcum with powdered sugar. Icing on the balls. Hilarity ensues...

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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