Fudge Covered Oreo Ascent of El Cap Report


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jon bernhard · · grand junction, co · Joined Apr 2008 · Points: 288

So,... I just have to do this.  In reference to recent naked el cap news

A couple years ago I was part of an El Cap team who did the first ascent with fudge covered oreos.  It was so rad to be up there eating oreos, watching my partner eat oreos, & spend hours relaxing with oreos on the wall.  

This was before the days of social media and ground level pics that captured our efforts as we made history.  But it was so liberating to feel so free and sugar high as we progressed up El Cap in such grand style.  

I can't wait to seek notoriety and sponsorship for our brave ground breaking work.   Stay tuned for our marinated chicken ascent report of half dome.  

Hope we can all laugh and not take such things too seriously.  

jon bernhard · · grand junction, co · Joined Apr 2008 · Points: 288

Gotta keep this post on the face home page of MP.  

Big B · · Sin City, NV · Joined Mar 2015 · Points: 0

Meh... I'll hold out for first butterfinger ascent

PaulMudd · · Las Vegas, NV · Joined Dec 2014 · Points: 5

I just completed the first Mountain Project only ascent of El Cap! Basically i just looked at others pictures from the site and pretended that i did it as well...pretty ground breaking stuff here.  Managed to do in about 15 minutes to boot!

jon bernhard · · grand junction, co · Joined Apr 2008 · Points: 288

Paul 

Congrats on your new speed record on el cap.  Way to go.  

Did you eat food while on your ascent?  

Maybe you can get Orvil Redenbacher Pop corn to sponsor your next adventures.  

Crush on 

eli poss · · Durango, Co · Joined May 2014 · Points: 456
Big B wrote:

Meh... I'll hold out for first butterfinger ascent

Let me know when that happens. I wanna be at the base to collect some mad booty. 

Creed A · · Salt Lake City, UT · Joined Apr 2012 · Points: 775

With a rack, harness, and helmet, the "nude" El Cap climbers were probably showing less skin than Honnold on Free Rider. 

jon bernhard · · grand junction, co · Joined Apr 2008 · Points: 288

Please keep yourself covered

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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