tank top v shirtless


Original Post
Aleks Zebastian · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jul 2014 · Points: 175

climbing friend,

I am having some great problem. for when I go without shirt to display my sculpted guns and chiseled abdominal, to the peoplez perhaps it seems I am the show off and I may become sunburn? Yet if I do wear the tank top, then perhaps it does not show enough my unbelievable physique with neck meat to adequately impress all those around and attract the climbing girlfriend?

is it perhaps too intense to remove your shirt at crag with such fine meat cannons? would the other become too self conscious or believe you are most arrogant?

jmmlol · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2016 · Points: 0

But what about the uneven tan from the tank top? Then you look like a fool at the pool. Best not to risk it and go shirtless.

Tyler Metheney · · St Louis · Joined Sep 2016 · Points: 0

Tank top all day, remove shirt by pool to even the lines. 

Jason Todd · · Cody, WY · Joined Apr 2012 · Points: 958

What? No romper option?  I heard those were bringing all the ladies to the doorstep.

Nick Drake · · Newcastle, WA · Joined Jan 2015 · Points: 483

Tank top. Needs to be cut at just the right angle so that everyone sees how defined your lats are. When the cut it proper you will scare away all the gumbies from your V2 project.

Lena chita · · Cleveland, OH · Joined Mar 2011 · Points: 250
Nick Drake wrote:

Tank top. Needs to be cut at just the right angle so that everyone sees how defined your lats are. When the cut it proper you will scare away all the gumbies from your V2 project.

Rong! a proper talk top is not CUT, it is ripped. I hope you are not talking about one of those bro tank tops that you can BUY? No-no-no, the proper attire is made by the owner, starting with a T-shirt, and then ripping the sleeves off, and making sure it is ripped open properly down the sides.

slim · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2004 · Points: 1,045

halter top for sure.  maybe even strapless?

Zabadoo · · Grand Rapids, MI · Joined Jan 2015 · Points: 15
Lena chita wrote:

Rong! a proper talk top is not CUT, it is ripped. I hope you are not talking about one of those bro tank tops that you can BUY? No-no-no, the proper attire is made by the owner, starting with a T-shirt, and then ripping the sleeves off, and making sure it is ripped open properly down the sides.

Youtube instruction at its finest.  

Christopher Gibson · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Feb 2012 · Points: 90
Lena chita wrote:

Rong! a proper talk top is not CUT, it is ripped. I hope you are not talking about one of those bro tank tops that you can BUY? No-no-no, the proper attire is made by the owner, starting with a T-shirt, and then ripping the sleeves off, and making sure it is ripped open properly down the sides.

This is great!!

DRusso · · Unknown Hometown · Joined May 2014 · Points: 365

You must consider your other climbing essentials climbing friend Aleks. The shirt must only come off if the solutions and beanie are present. If one does not posses the beanie and solutions, one is relegated to wearing the tank top instead.

Nick Drake · · Newcastle, WA · Joined Jan 2015 · Points: 483
Lena chita wrote:

Rong! a proper talk top is not CUT, it is ripped. I hope you are not talking about one of those bro tank tops that you can BUY? No-no-no, the proper attire is made by the owner, starting with a T-shirt, and then ripping the sleeves off, and making sure it is ripped open properly down the sides.

Holy crap, thank you for correcting my horrific transgression! For maximum effect one should rip their sleeves off MID PROBLEM. 

NegativeK · · Chicago, IL · Joined Jul 2016 · Points: 5

Aleks, how is it that you don't the climbing girlfriend already?

But if you must, maybe I can suggest a fishnet shirt. 

ALEXAOUTDOOR Alexa smit · · Unknown Hometown · Joined May 2017 · Points: 5

LOL

Eplumer400 · · Cleveland, OH · Joined May 2016 · Points: 100

I'm with Negative K on this one. Mesh shirt all the way. Gives the proper shading on those pecs, while still making gumbies feel better about themselves. Plus, you'll look like Boyd Tinsley from Dave Matthews Band!

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trailridge · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Apr 2012 · Points: 20

When I first starting wearing man pries, everyone told me that was feminine,  I didn't care great movement.  The best sport climbing attire is the bro romper.  

 

grog m aka Greg McKee · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Aug 2012 · Points: 70

Dude are you serious? I learned from world of warcraft, No shirt = +10 strength. 

I use this all the time. If I can't quite send, I take my shirt off and use the bonus strength to crush 

Old lady H · · Boise, Idaho · Joined Aug 2015 · Points: 265

Pas thong. All else is window dressing.

ViperScale · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2013 · Points: 235

Need I say more?

Old lady H · · Boise, Idaho · Joined Aug 2015 · Points: 265

Go big or go home.

:-)

John Barritt · · OKC · Joined Oct 2016 · Points: 1,053
trailridge wrote:

When I first starting wearing man pries, everyone told me that was feminine,  I didn't care great movement.  The best sport climbing attire is the bro romper.  

 

What the heck???? If these come in 2x and camo I'm throwing my belt away! ;)

Fritz N. · · Durango, CO · Joined Mar 2012 · Points: 115

Solution:

I wish you great success!

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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