Climber Dating


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Dyllon W. · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Feb 2017 · Points: 0

What is your opinion of the most perfect Colorado rock climbing, skiing, and all outdoor sports date?

Todd Ra · · Golden · Joined May 2014 · Points: 15

First, warm up with some offwidth jamming to get your "jamming" technique down for later in the night. 

Next, beer yoga

Then, go home alone and cry while reading the women of climbing calendar. 

-I'm disappointed with myself for even responding to this. But, here it is. 

FrankPS · · Atascadero, CA · Joined Nov 2009 · Points: 15

This should go downhill quickly. 

Em Cos · · Boulder, CO · Joined Apr 2010 · Points: 0

Hmm, most perfect date - quick-witted, open-hearted, easy-going, finds the fun in everything. I'm a sucker for a good smile. Ideally clean-shaven and omnivorous - which I realize really narrows the pool for me around these parts, but you said "perfect" so I'm dreaming big. 

Now, if the question is acceptable date, lately I feel like I'd be happy with "can get through an entire hour without doing or saying something super weird." 

Chad Miller · · Grand Junction, CO · Joined Nov 2006 · Points: 0
FrankPS wrote:

This should go downhill quickly. 

Yup. 

Cortney · · Golden, Colorado · Joined May 2015 · Points: 5
Em Cos wrote:

Now, if the question is acceptable date, lately I feel like I'd be happy with "can get through an entire hour without doing or saying something super weird." 

Haha! Wow, that's is really terrible. Surely there's someone out there...guys....?! Cmon. 

To to be fair, I say and do weird shit all the time. No shame. 

Long Ranger · · Boulder, Colorado · Joined Jan 2014 · Points: 20

An easy hike is nice. No need to epic on the first date. 


Em Cos · · Boulder, CO · Joined Apr 2010 · Points: 0
Cortney LeNeave wrote:

Haha! Wow, that's is really terrible. Surely there's someone out there...guys....?! Cmon. 

To to be fair, I say and do weird shit all the time. No shame. 

Nothing wrong with that... we all know there's weird and then there's ...weird. ;)

Andrew M Whitmore · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jun 2010 · Points: 430

A quick two day weekend to Utah or Wyoming to climb.  Seems about typical.

aikibujin · · Castle Rock, CO · Joined Oct 2014 · Points: 200
Em Cos wrote:

Nothing wrong with that... we all know there's weird and then there's ...weird. ;)

Just sayin', Broomfield and Boulder are really close. You're welcome.

trailridge · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Apr 2012 · Points: 0

One of my finest first dates was in Eldo.  Naturally, it led to fantastic sex on an exposed ledge .  So go to eldo hoping you will get laid and get to climb too

Danforth · · Cody, WY · Joined Sep 2007 · Points: 0

Our children will form a family band and we'll tour the country... And you won't be invited!

Chad Miller · · Grand Junction, CO · Joined Nov 2006 · Points: 0
trailridge wrote:

One of my finest first dates was in Eldo.  Naturally, it led to fantastic sex on an exposed ledge .  So go to eldo hoping you will get laid and get to climb too

I doubt this. 

Eldo is way way too crowded to climb.

Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,240

That's nice and all you kids, but you should probably learn a little something about love before you go out on that date.

Chad Miller · · Grand Junction, CO · Joined Nov 2006 · Points: 0
Stich wrote:

That's nice and all you kids, but you should probably learn a little something about love before you go out on that date.

Shoot. I've been going about love all wrong. 

highaltitudeflatulentexpulsion · · Colorado · Joined Oct 2012 · Points: 0

My now wife and I had our first kiss at the second belay of Jules Verne. 

calebmmallory · · Seattle, N.Carolina, &Hong ... · Joined Jun 2015 · Points: 175

Any route on the Diamond I'd reckon...

Cortney · · Golden, Colorado · Joined May 2015 · Points: 5
aikibujin wrote:

Just sayin', Broomfield and Boulder are really close. You're welcome.

Alas, I am already dating a badass climber. But if you are looking for partners sometime or just want to get out and climb with other humans, LMK! Were always psyched to meet & climb w. new people. 

reboot · · . · Joined Jul 2006 · Points: 50
Cortney LeNeave wrote:

Alas, I am already dating a badass climber. 

Yeah but, as HAFE alluded to, there's badass, and then there is BADASS.

Tyler Osborne · · Charlotte, NC · Joined Apr 2016 · Points: 0
trailridge wrote:

One of my finest first dates was in Eldo.  Naturally, it led to fantastic sex on an exposed ledge .  So go to eldo hoping you will get laid and get to climb too

Congrats on the sex.

highaltitudeflatulentexpulsion · · Colorado · Joined Oct 2012 · Points: 0
reboot wrote:

Yeah but, as HAFE alluded to, there's badass, and then there is BADASS.

Other "dates" in that first month - Bologna Pony, Yellow Wall (diamond), The Wasp, Pump O Rama, Mississippi half step, you know, chick climbs.

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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