Climber Dating

What is your opinion of the most perfect Colorado rock climbing, skiing, and all outdoor sports date?

First, warm up with some offwidth jamming to get your "jamming" technique down for later in the night. 

Next, beer yoga

Then, go home alone and cry while reading the women of climbing calendar. 

-I'm disappointed with myself for even responding to this. But, here it is. 

This should go downhill quickly. 

Hmm, most perfect date - quick-witted, open-hearted, easy-going, finds the fun in everything. I'm a sucker for a good smile. Ideally clean-shaven and omnivorous - which I realize really narrows the pool for me around these parts, but you said "perfect" so I'm dreaming big. 

Now, if the question is acceptable date, lately I feel like I'd be happy with "can get through an entire hour without doing or saying something super weird." 

FrankPS wrote:

This should go downhill quickly. 

Yup. 

Em Cos wrote:

Now, if the question is acceptable date, lately I feel like I'd be happy with "can get through an entire hour without doing or saying something super weird." 

Haha! Wow, that's is really terrible. Surely there's someone out there...guys....?! Cmon. 

To to be fair, I say and do weird shit all the time. No shame. 

Cortney LeNeave wrote:

Haha! Wow, that's is really terrible. Surely there's someone out there...guys....?! Cmon. 

To to be fair, I say and do weird shit all the time. No shame. 

Nothing wrong with that... we all know there's weird and then there's ...weird. ;)

A quick two day weekend to Utah or Wyoming to climb.  Seems about typical.

Em Cos wrote:

Nothing wrong with that... we all know there's weird and then there's ...weird. ;)

Just sayin', Broomfield and Boulder are really close. You're welcome.

One of my finest first dates was in Eldo.  Naturally, it led to fantastic sex on an exposed ledge .  So go to eldo hoping you will get laid and get to climb too

Our children will form a family band and we'll tour the country... And you won't be invited!

trailridge wrote:

One of my finest first dates was in Eldo.  Naturally, it led to fantastic sex on an exposed ledge .  So go to eldo hoping you will get laid and get to climb too

I doubt this. 

Eldo is way way too crowded to climb.

Stich wrote:

Shoot. I've been going about love all wrong. 

My now wife and I had our first kiss at the second belay of Jules Verne. 

Any route on the Diamond I'd reckon...

aikibujin wrote:

Just sayin', Broomfield and Boulder are really close. You're welcome.

Alas, I am already dating a badass climber. But if you are looking for partners sometime or just want to get out and climb with other humans, LMK! Were always psyched to meet & climb w. new people. 

Cortney LeNeave wrote:

Alas, I am already dating a badass climber. 

Yeah but, as HAFE alluded to, there's badass, and then there is BADASS.

trailridge wrote:

One of my finest first dates was in Eldo.  Naturally, it led to fantastic sex on an exposed ledge .  So go to eldo hoping you will get laid and get to climb too

Congrats on the sex.

reboot wrote:

Yeah but, as HAFE alluded to, there's badass, and then there is BADASS.

Other "dates" in that first month - Bologna Pony, Yellow Wall (diamond), The Wasp, Pump O Rama, Mississippi half step, you know, chick climbs.