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amarius · · Nowhere, OK · Joined Feb 2012 · Points: 20

A climber fell off a cliff, and as he tumbled down, he caught hold of a small branch

"HELP! IS THERE ANYBODY UP THERE?" he shouted.

A majestic voice boomed through the gorge: "I will help you, my son, but first you must have faith in me."

"Yes, yes, I trust you!" cried the man.

"Let go of the branch," boomed the voice.

There was a long pause, and the man shouted up again, "IS THERE ANYONE ELSE UP THERE I COULD TALK TO?"

Will Haden · · KC, MO · Joined Oct 2015 · Points: 90

Was he on belay?

Sean Haynes · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Aug 2015 · Points: 101

My first auto belay experience was sketchy too

brian n · · Manchester, WA · Joined Sep 2016 · Points: 91

My Bible says "Walk by faith", not "Climb by faith"

Gunkiemike · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2009 · Points: 2,745

"Now...cut the rope, John."

kevin deweese · · Oakland, Ca · Joined Jan 2007 · Points: 350
Tyler Metheney · · St Louis · Joined Sep 2016 · Points: 0
brian n wrote:My Bible says "Walk by faith", not "Climb by faith"
+1
Daniel Joder · · Barcelona, Spain · Joined Nov 2015 · Points: 0

And..."Pray, but row away from the rocks."

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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