Crushing strength


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Aleks Zebastian · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jul 2014 · Points: 0

climbing friend angry pain,

I am quite humble and honor you utilize my phrase of "crushing strength" in the rock and lice magazine!

May your guns be sculpted; may all your flash be bold, difficult, yet enjoyable; and may all your dreams come true.

crushing strength

Vas Carmicheal · · Mexican Hat, UT · Joined Oct 2016 · Points: 0

Dear Aleks,

I would implore you to take your gimmicky European "Flash" talk over to 8a.nu, here on MP you are in the company of refined American Gentlemen and Women who are of very high pedigree and consider the On Sight to be a much finer form of climbing than the gimmicky European Flash.

-Vas

bruno-cx · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Oct 2009 · Points: 0

Vas,
How about "On-site Flash" for the politically correct win?

M Sprague · · New England · Joined Nov 2006 · Points: 4,765

"On-sight", Bruno ;), like "shot on sight" vs "toilet on site"

TravisK · · Phoenix, AZ · Joined Oct 2010 · Points: 345

Aleks,

The masses are learning of the movement you've created here. I sing your praise often because without you I would never know the great satisfaction of flashing a classic choss-pile with my immense crushing power.

Tony Monbetsu · · Minneapolis, MN · Joined Jan 2014 · Points: 535
M Sprague wrote:"On-sight", Bruno ;), like "shot on sight" vs "toilet on site"
As a flat-lander, I personally really appreciate remote climbing. On-site climbing is great but a lot of my proudest ascents have been via YouTube.
Warrior · · Rock City, GA · Joined Sep 2015 · Points: 15
TravisK wrote:Aleks, The masses are learning of the movement you've created here. I sing your praise often because without you I would never know the great satisfaction of flashing a classic choss-pile with my immense crushing power.
Are you following the vaunted "Four Plan"? Just curious...
Brian · · North Kingstown, RI · Joined Sep 2001 · Points: 465

When boulderers crush routes doesn't that damage the rock?

Kris S · · Illinois · Joined Feb 2008 · Points: 391

Megan climbs that problem in P Rob's new film Uncharted Lines. Awesome, motivating flick. One hour of beautiful first ascents across the globe. Support the community!

John Barritt · · OKC · Joined Oct 2016 · Points: 888

Girl has some "neck meat" too! I expect to be hearing that phrase in the mainstream soon too. JB

TravisK · · Phoenix, AZ · Joined Oct 2010 · Points: 345
Warrior wrote: Are you following the vaunted "Four Plan"? Just curious...
While the Four Plan has helped, I really think it's the cheese steak recovery meal that has helped the most.
Don Ferris · · Eldorado Springs · Joined Nov 2012 · Points: 0
Aleks Zebastian wrote: I am quite humble and honor you utilize my phrase of "crushing strength" in the rock and lice magazine!
Let's be real here Aleks, you're a hack who has done nothing more that ride the coat tails of the once great Sven Lavransen. "Crushing strength" is not your own. You should be ashamed.
Aleks Zebastian · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jul 2014 · Points: 0

climbing friend dong herris,

I block your wang slap, and I slap your wang! through tubes of internet! The flicking on your wang it does not feel perhaps so good!?!? Ha!

there is no need for the hateful, perhaps you meditate each morning on compassion for the other! ha!

May your flash be bold, your forearm refresh at crux, and all your dreams come true!

Muscrat · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Oct 2011 · Points: 3,040

Oh great one of crushing strength
How does this humble looser (only V11 crusher) get you autograph? I would shake your hand, but i am afraid of your....CRUSHING STRENGTH!

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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