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help, it snowed what do i do?


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ChossKing · · Boulder, CO · Joined Apr 2014 · Points: 0

there's snow on the ground, snow on the rocks. what i do? (don't say ice climbing pls)

Marc801 C · · Sandy, Utah · Joined Feb 2014 · Points: 65
ChossKing wrote:there's snow on the ground, snow on the rocks. what i do? (don't say ice climbing pls)
Gym?
Drink?
Hike?
Watch a movie?
Fart around on MP and FB?
Eli · · Lives in a truck · Joined Nov 2010 · Points: 2,707

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ChossKing · · Boulder, CO · Joined Apr 2014 · Points: 0

Hi, Eli,

I searched prior to no avail. thanks for the suggestion, yet I still find myself in this unpleasant predicament. also it burns when i pee.

any other suggestions. folks (not eli)

ChossKing · · Boulder, CO · Joined Apr 2014 · Points: 0

marc... I'll be at the gym later if you wanna meet there

JK- · · SLC · Joined Nov 2012 · Points: 58

Nude snow angels.

Sterling Falconer · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Feb 2017 · Points: 0

Clear the driveway for the wife won't complain.

Tim Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,470

Go outside and scream at the sky. Scream "NO NO NOOOOOO!!!"

Then explode.

John Barritt · · OKC · Joined Oct 2016 · Points: 1,053
ChossKing wrote: also it burns when i pee.
Get some penicillin and a new girlfriend, in that order ;) JB
caesar.salad · · earth · Joined Dec 2012 · Points: 85
ChossKing wrote: also it burns when i pee.
Stop masturbating with shampoo.
Bill Czajkowski · · Albuquerque, NM · Joined Oct 2008 · Points: 30

Go skiing.

ChossKing · · Boulder, CO · Joined Apr 2014 · Points: 0

this post was my girls idea. she also refuses to skii. more pls.

as far as shampoo what brand do you recommend???

ChossKing · · Boulder, CO · Joined Apr 2014 · Points: 0
Stich wrote:Go outside and scream at the sky. Scream "NO NO NOOOOOO!!!" Then explode.
yes. recommended decibel level?
s.price · · PS,CO · Joined Dec 2010 · Points: 1,348

Everyone knows you don't use shampoo, you use conditioner. You'll rub it clean,
you want to make it glow. Conditioner. Duh!

eli poss · · Durango, Co · Joined May 2014 · Points: 456
s.price wrote:Everyone knows you don't use shampoo, you use conditioner. You'll rub it clean, you want to make it glow. Conditioner. Duh!
But only if it's organic non-GMO conditioner with no processed sugars.
s.price · · PS,CO · Joined Dec 2010 · Points: 1,348

Has to have micro crystalline wax to really perform.
Is that a GMO process? All this GMO stuff. I just don't get it:)

Tim Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,470
ChossKing wrote: yes. recommended decibel level?
Depends on the compound used. ANFO will give you a pleasant low frequency.

Have you considered (gag) winter hiking? You can combine the two activities of sweating and freezing.
Keatan · · Bozeman, MT · Joined Apr 2011 · Points: 20

Dump non-skiing girlfriend. Go ski.

highaltitudeflatulentexpulsion · · Colorado · Joined Oct 2012 · Points: 35

I used to have video of a friend doing snow angels in a Borat swimsuit. Maybe it's for the best that I can't find it.

ChossKing · · Boulder, CO · Joined Apr 2014 · Points: 0

Nude snow angels just put hair on my chest. may try nude sledding and/or nude igloo building next

UPDATE: it snowed, more. Is this sort of weather normal for this time of year?

Eric L · · Roseville, CA · Joined Jan 2015 · Points: 115

Catch up on healing old injuries, that's my plan... longest winter ever.

Stupid cast
Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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