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Tiny Orange Hands

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Aleks Zebastian · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jul 2014 · Points: 175

climbing friend,

I think for you up a new route name, "Tiny orange hands."

Perhaps it is a good name for routes of Indian creek .75 sizing? You will do the developing, myah?

Norse Force · · Nederland, CO · Joined Nov 2012 · Points: 0

The title had me thinking this was another Trump thread.

Matt Stroebel · · Philadelphia, PA · Joined Apr 2011 · Points: 115

Don't name any old crack this name, this needs to be an R rated sketch-fest that causes you to shat your pants and curse. Maybe bolt it with home depot bargain bin finds.

Jim Turner · · Lakewood, CO · Joined Jun 2012 · Points: 290

Rick Blair · · Denver · Joined Oct 2007 · Points: 268

cragmantoo · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Mar 2015 · Points: 175

I have heard that having tiny orange hands correlates with having other tiny body parts...

ckersch · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Apr 2013 · Points: 150

Interestingly, if you look at pictures of Trump, his hands aren't orange. He oranges up the face, but leaves those tiny little hands nice and pasty.

Jona Dul · · New Milford, CT · Joined Jul 2016 · Points: 75

Can i use this? it won't be a crack. I have this project in Ice Pond in New York i've been meaning to get started, it'd be a boulder sketchfest. starts out like a normal slab kinda, transitions to a roof about 6 or so feet up, maybe 7, then the roof is like 10 or 12 feet long, and the ground below is a rocky sketchy hill so it drops off the farther you get, then it transitions BACK into a small bit of a crack i think, then more slabby stuff higher up. it'd be sketchy, a highball for sure, i anticipate V10 or higher for sure, but i'm not the best at heights/lengths, just know this would be hard to put up

keithconn · · LI, NY · Joined Jan 2015 · Points: 35

Holy Shit! This is actually happening!?!?

Muscrat · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Oct 2011 · Points: 3,610

How about an Aid line called....(wait for it)
It can only be climbed by people with orange as their gear color! And the only pro is old peckers.

Jona Dul · · New Milford, CT · Joined Jul 2016 · Points: 75

still stickin with the highball name, and i have an orange metolius pad so ive got that going too haha. we should make like, one or a couple of each style based around him. tiny orange whatevers

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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