Literally. I've gym climbed for years and have bouldered to a lesser extent around Boulder, but I need someone with experience to show me the basics of sport and (eventually) trad climbing. I'm desperate to learn the skills I need to get out of the gym and into nature where I belong. I'll haul your gear, drive you places, hook you up with coffee (I work in a coffee shop) and maybe even compose you haikus. I'm not a beginner climber, just a beginner to all the technical skills that go with it. Help me out! Thanks!