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Tips to help stop being a pansy.


Dylan B. · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Mar 2006 · Points: 521

Don't try to psychoanalyze your girlfriend on an internet forum. It's disrespectful. Her quirks are none of our goddam business unless she wants them to be.

Matt Wilson · · Vermont, USA · Joined May 2010 · Points: 175
Blissab wrote:If my math is correct, "bump up a few grades from 11d" = 13d...my gosh, what more do you want?
Since when does "a few" mean 8? A few grades higher than 11d would be 12b or c.
Andy McQuillen · · Mesa, AZ · Joined Dec 2014 · Points: 0

When you say that she backs down, does she take or downclimb? If she takes, then in theory she has already "fallen" on TR. If not, have her try the move and communicate to you when she feels in over her head and needs to rest. She obviously weights the rope when she gets to the chains, so maybe all you need to do is slowly introduce taking at different times throughout the route, like one move into the crux of a climb, then two, and three, and so forth. Ease into it gently until she's climbing through an entire route and possibly falling unexpectedly. Also, I'd much rather fall unexpectedly than look down at my last piece and consciously let go. Something about overcoming my body's natural inclination to not fall.

Aleks Zebastian · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jul 2014 · Points: 175
Don Ferris wrote: Climbing friend aleks, as the Sven thinking technique works so well for me I also advised her to do this. She told me to feel refreshed before climax. Has yet to work.
Climbing friend,

Do not think of Sven Lavransen when nearing of the climax, or it may bring you faster to the end. Only think of Sven Lavransen during difficult, enjoyable flash, when you must be needing your forearms becoming refreshed at crux.
FrankPS · · Atascadero, CA · Joined Nov 2009 · Points: 275
Aleks Zebastian wrote: Climbing friend, Do not think of Sven Lavransen when nearing of the climax, or it may bring you faster to the end. Only think of Sven Lavransen during difficult, enjoyable flash, when you must be needing your forearms becoming refreshed at crux.
Aleks, your writing cracks me up. Keep it coming! It is to make me laugh.
Blissab · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2009 · Points: 5
Tommy Layback wrote: That's what I tell my wife when she gets in a pissy mood - "no cock for you until your attitude improves!"
You sound like the Soup Nazi in Sienfeld..."No cock for you"!
Christian · · Casa do Cacete · Joined Jul 2005 · Points: 1,486

Withhold sex for now, but tell her that when she sends the gnarly TR proj w the many makings of the dynos and the deadpoints, she gets to go to Carl's JR.

youtube.com/watch?v=qoYOdG2…

Thomas Gilmore · · Golden, CO · Joined Feb 2014 · Points: 90

Last night I was sitting in my van contemplating to myself: why do I spend so much time reading through moutain project? I have had this thought a couple times this past week and was debating if I was wasting much of my precious short time on this earth but after reading through this thread I realize I'm going to keep reading through the forums. It doesn't get much better than this.

Guy Keesee · · Moorpark, CA · Joined Mar 2008 · Points: 311
Thomas Gilmore wrote:Last night I was sitting in my van contemplating to myself: why do I spend so much time reading through moutain project? I have had this thought a couple times this past week and was debating if I was wasting much of my precious short time on this earth but after reading through this thread I realize I'm going to keep reading through the forums. It doesn't get much better than this.
Agree.... this is a gem and it might grow legs and go to 20 + pages...

I find that BF and GF, and especially Married couples, should not climb together,
all the other emotional junk in a relationship gets in the way of good climbing...

And if she can "climb 11D"- 11D my god!!! how come she aint falling and falling??

employ penalty slack.... when she "sits down" make sure that there is never anything to sit down onto.
Wade J. · · Boulder, CO · Joined Aug 2011 · Points: 25
Aleks Zebastian wrote: Climbing friend, Do not think of Sven Lavransen when nearing of the climax, or it may bring you faster to the end. Only think of Sven Lavransen during difficult, enjoyable flash, when you must be needing your forearms becoming refreshed at crux.

Aleks, you should offer classes. I think you'd be surprised how many people would show up.
Tim Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,476
P. Sully wrote:Penalty Slack and i believe the correct term is "pussy"
"Is that the best you can do, you pansies?"

Marv as they give him the juice in the electric chair.
Ladron de Engranajes · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Feb 2014 · Points: 0

A solid tip is to not call the cops after you get your ass kicked for thievery.

J.C. Penny · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2015 · Points: 15
Don Ferris wrote:Who else gets the feeling "J C Penny" is actually Whore-a-nor?
You should be grateful you even have a girlfriend, any girlfriend. Proceed to kissing her ass right now...
J.C. Penny · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2015 · Points: 15
Stone Nude wrote:One does not.....simply not be a pansy. (Insert meme here)
Nasty old man....
FrankPS · · Atascadero, CA · Joined Nov 2009 · Points: 275
Stich wrote: "Is that the best you can do, you pansies?" Marv as they give him the juice in the electric chair.
Great scene from the movie, Sin City.
Don Ferris III · · Eldorado Springs · Joined Nov 2012 · Points: 175

Hey Jc, you are Hellenor, infamous and hated mp troll, are you not?

Also, it's not luck at all, I'm actually ridiculously good looking.

Aleks Zebastian · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jul 2014 · Points: 175
Wade J. wrote: Aleks, you should offer classes. I think you'd be surprised how many people would show up.
Climbing friends,

I write to you to thank you all for your enjoyable, excellent praisings of my writings in the forums of the internets. It warm to my heart.

The only true way you may sometimes delay climax is by sometimes thinking on only your last bold, enjoyable flash, and do no think on any naked person in front of you. You may also keep some trad gear near your bedside and begin constructing 5:1 pulley one-handed during the sweet makings of the love.
Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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