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my boyfriend will not eat organic, please help!

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mary j · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2014 · Points: 10

What are some strategies to convert my boyfriend into a healthier eater?

Ian G. · · PDX, OR · Joined Apr 2009 · Points: 280

Intentional food poisoning?

Don Ferris III · · Eldorado Springs · Joined Nov 2012 · Points: 175

Guys tell me if I do it right.

Hellenor!?

· · Unknown Hometown · Joined unknown · Points: 0

We all eat organic... you do realize that right?

Jim Fox · · Westminster, CO · Joined Jun 2014 · Points: 50

Try organic wings and beer

mustardtiger · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Oct 2011 · Points: 20

Try an organic bowl!

Tom R · · Denver, CO · Joined Sep 2008 · Points: 140
Don Ferris wrote:Guys tell me if I do it right. Hellenor!?
Nailed it!
mustardtiger · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Oct 2011 · Points: 20

If this is indeed the same person as the other trolls labeled hellenor then my hat is off to them. Serious commitment in the troll game!

Mathias · · Loveland, CO · Joined Jun 2014 · Points: 306

You shouldn't eat crashpads, regardless of the brand.

20 kN · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Feb 2009 · Points: 1,346
mary j wrote:What are some strategies to convert my boyfriend into a healthier eater?
What proof exists that organic is healthier than inorganic? It's a controversial topic, with supporters on both sides, but most of the research I have seen seems to conclude that inorganic is not more nutritious than inorganic. At best, studies conclude that there is no firm proof either way.
The Blueprint Part Dank · · FEMA Region VIII · Joined Jun 2013 · Points: 460
Mathias wrote:You shouldn't eat crashpads, regardless of the brand.
Well done
Ian G. · · PDX, OR · Joined Apr 2009 · Points: 280

Nope, there is very little to no nutritious content in inorganic matter. Fact.

Bill Czajkowski · · Albuquerque, NM · Joined Oct 2008 · Points: 30

Make it taste like he wants it to.

Travis Haussener · · Unknown Hometown · Joined May 2012 · Points: 60

It's quite impressive he's only eating salt, I'd suggest he sees a doctor before he dies of starvation.

Lea Fairbanks · · Sandy, Utah · Joined Jun 2014 · Points: 0

there's hardly any difference anyway... how does he know?

Ryan N · · Bellingham, WA · Joined May 2009 · Points: 195

If we can exploit nature through science and grow or make the things we prefer then why not? Haters are always gonna hate...

mustardtiger · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Oct 2011 · Points: 20

Go to a large organic farm for a week then go to a large inorganic farm for a week and tell me about why organic is better!

mitchy B · · nunya gotdamn business. · Joined Aug 2009 · Points: 0

Pour some choclate on it, believe me, he'll eat it.

Ian G. · · PDX, OR · Joined Apr 2009 · Points: 280

Inorganic farming is much easier than organic farming. Farming without carbon is much more straightforward.

Tom-onator · · trollfreesociety · Joined Feb 2010 · Points: 790

I'd suggest a loofa, an industrial strength feminine hygiene product, some light gardening, and a feather boa

Gunkiemike · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2009 · Points: 2,936

Serve organic but have a shaker of mixed pesticides on the side so he can "season it" to resemble what he's used to.

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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