Chap Stick...


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Dow Williams · · St. George, Utah; Canmore, AB · Joined Mar 2006 · Points: 240

Lost at Red Rock, please find and return.

Gunkiemike · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2009 · Points: 2,740

I feel your pain.

This summer, my partner and I spent something like 20 minutes scouring the base of the crag looking for what he saw fall off me on the second pitch and identified as either a red cam or a red biner. Funny thing is I didn't hear anything let go, as I would expect for something metal. We found nothing. It was only on the drive home when I reached for my cherry (red tube) Chapstick that we figured out what fell.

FrankPS · · Atascadero, CA · Joined Nov 2009 · Points: 275

Dow,

It wasn't "lost," it was abandoned. Booty rules apply. Whatever those are. Refer to previous threads on booty for incredibly long and heated discussions of this topic.

If you can provide the following, I may have found it:

1. Describe the container
2. Color of the product
3. Amount, in grams, of the product
4. GPS coordinates where it was lost
5. Distinguishing tattoos or scars
6. Original sales receipt
7. Copies of citizenship documents
8. Bill of lading
9. HS Diploma
10. Copy of your credit report

DavisMeschke Guillotine · · Pinedale, WY · Joined Oct 2013 · Points: 210

Don't forget SSN and mothers maiden name.

Mark E Dixon · · Sprezzatura, Someday · Joined Nov 2007 · Points: 549

Dow's friends have started a website so folks can donate in his time of need-

https://www.youcaring.com/saveDowslips/orelse/

Gunkiemike · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2009 · Points: 2,740

Don't donate to that site; it's a scam to get your credit card number.

Best just to mail cash. PM me for the address.

Dow Williams · · St. George, Utah; Canmore, AB · Joined Mar 2006 · Points: 240

If you keep my chap stick, you have ethical problems...if you use it, you have moral problems. Either way, karma is going to get you if I don't get it back asap. Why do I know this? Because I am a Buddhist and we all know that Buddha teaches payback.

this is the brand

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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