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StonEmber · · Raleigh, NC · Joined Mar 2013 · Points: 35

Canadian girls are the best!! (biased statement from a Canadian)!!!!

Clifton Santiago · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Apr 2010 · Points: 0

So Racist...

doligo · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2008 · Points: 269

I'll bite if you let me lead all the money pitches!

jhammer03 · · Manassas · Joined Jul 2012 · Points: 45

I'm gonna go ahead and call BS here...

Lindsay Troy wrote: +1 Plus girls don't smell nearly as bad after a week of not showering :)
@OP and other non-believers: They do exist. My wife might not be able to slam 11's on lead, but she climbs just as hard as any guy in our group, never bitches (unless I've earned it), carries the heaviest load to the crag, and just all around rocks.

- blanco
saguaro sandy · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Oct 2013 · Points: 140

^^Why do you make your wife carry the heaviest load?

jhammer03 · · Manassas · Joined Jul 2012 · Points: 45
saguaro sandy wrote:^^Why do you make your wife carry the heaviest load?
What, you don't???

haha... jk. nobody makes that chick do anything.

- blanco
Mel. Drewry · · Maryville, TN · Joined Jan 2014 · Points: 10

You probably aren't getting many female responses due to the fact that you kinda come across as an ass. Best of luck dude!

Tim Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,470
Mel. wrote:You probably aren't getting many female responses due to the fact that you kinda come across as an ass. Best of luck dude!
Nice insta-troll chick profile there, Mel. :-) I usually create them years in advance and post blurbs here and there to create an air of legitimacy. Sometimes I even submit routes. Yours was created two weeks ago.

Oh, snap. I'm ruining it.
Woodchuck ATC · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2007 · Points: 3,110

It's getting late in the winter,,,,mountain woman will be needed in next few months I would think for the spring mating season. Better hurry and seek out the best available soon dude!

Buff Johnson · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2005 · Points: 1,145

oppa gangnam style

don'tchuffonme · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2014 · Points: 25
Mel. wrote:You probably aren't getting many female responses due to the fact that you kinda come across as an ass. Best of luck dude!
Ha. Yes. Absolutely right. Because none of us have ever seen a nice, cute girl completely enamored with a stupid douchebag. Perhaps in some bizarro, parallel universe, but that's certainly not our reality. Wait. I mean the exact opposite.

Oh and thanks for your sarcastic, insincere well-wishing. I'll have you know that it's not my personality that dissuades the opposite sex. It's the fact that my face and my ass are so similar, my stomach gets confused on which way to pump the shit.

All I need is one girl to see how good I am on the inside. I sure hope she's hot though.
Woodchuck ATC · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2007 · Points: 3,110
don'tchuffonme wrote: All I need is one girl to see how good I am on the inside. I sure hope she's hot though.
the dreams and wishes of all to many of us single guy climbers out here, just waiting for that perfect opportunity. Most of 'Those' girls are out crushing 5.12d' warm ups every day with sponsorship goals and dreams, and no time for us normal folk.
don'tchuffonme · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2014 · Points: 25

Without us ugly dudes, there would be no prostitution. Oh, and unhappy married dudes too. And congressmen. And evangelists. And bachelor parties.

What was I saying?

Tom-onator · · trollfreesociety · Joined Feb 2010 · Points: 790
don'tchuffonme wrote: Ha. Yes. I'll have you know that it's not my personality that dissuades the opposite sex. It's the fact that my face and my ass are so similar, my stomach gets confused on which way to pump the shit. All I need is one girl to see how good I am on the inside. I sure hope she's hot though.
Best bar is closing pick-up line ever!
Hahahaha!
SavvageA · · North Pole, AK · Joined Jan 2012 · Points: 20

my face and my ass are so similar, my stomach gets confused on which way to pump the shit.</quote

I love this. It really made me laugh.

On that note... I have some lady mountaineer friends that you all (single fellas) would love. Unfortunately, I'm the only one in the group who currently has access to internet or any form of society. Last I heard from them, they are somewhere in Wyoming... May I suggest that you take your ass shaped face and get outside? That's where I end up meeting most people. And if your face really looked like two deflated basketballs squeezed together, and your ass resembled a human face, I would definitely talk to you.

:)

reboot · · . · Joined Jul 2006 · Points: 125
Ari Allen wrote: And if your face really looked like two deflated basketballs squeezed together, and your ass resembled a human face, I would definitely talk to you. :)
But which end would you talk to?
SavvageA · · North Pole, AK · Joined Jan 2012 · Points: 20

Whichever end was spewing words instead of shit at the given moment I suppose!

don'tchuffonme · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2014 · Points: 25

Uh oh. They're often the same thing. What are you wearing?

Tim Stich · · Colorado Springs, Colorado · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 1,470
Ari Allen wrote:On that note... I have some lady mountaineer friends that you all (single fellas) would love. Unfortunately, I'm the only one in the group who currently has access to internet or any form of society. Last I heard from them, they are somewhere in Wyoming...
Single ladies? I saw some back there.



You want to go to Wyoming. Yeah. That's the ticket.



Lots of lovelies here. Dead, of course for hundreds of years.

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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