Awesome Dog Names
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I met this guy on a winter mountaineering course on Rainier. He thought he was badass cuz he dragged his girlfriend up there to propose, back in the day in the summer. She got altitude sickness and was vomiting on the summit. But he knelt down and spilled his guts out and she cut him off, said yes, and got the hell out of there. So he's telling us this story, and about how his dream is to climb McKinley and be a mountaineer so badly, to the point that he even named his daughter McKinley (afterall, his marriage started on Rainier, right?). We were on the course for a week and a lot of guys were training for McKinley, or should I say Denali. Yeah, the RMI guides made it clear that no self respecting mountaineer would ever called Denali anything but that. McKinley's dad had no comment, poor dude. |
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My hounds name is Jumar. Originaly there were three posible names: Jumar, Piton, or Poop Tube. Ultimately the deciding factor was how the name sounded when you are yelling across a sleepy campground. Poop tube seemed pretty fitting but didn't have the same ring as Jumar. |
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Sad but true (it's been over 30 years). I knew a woman who named her dog "N-word" -- not the PC version, the actual epitet. She'd say "Gimmie five N-word" for shake, and "Get down N-word" for lie down. I also knew a guy in Cali named Philo who named his dog "Phidough". Do not repeat. |
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Buddies of ours had a pair of mutts, Hex and Stopper. |
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The Larry wrote: My dog "Slack" avoiding rocks in the Fisher Towers.What kind of dog is Slack? He is very cool looking |
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IamDman wrote: What kind of dog is Slack? He is very cool lookingCattle Dog? |
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I had a Collie - Keeshound mix named Kutya (which we were told means "dog" in Hungarian, by my then Hungarian mother-in-law) |
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I have a beagle that I call "Caca Dog" because she is a big, fat, piece of shit. Caca is a slang word for poop in Spanish. |
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How about Rock? |
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Tracker and rover would be the most ordinary |
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I've always thought "Bitch" was a good name for a bitch. I know someone who named his dog "God", which I thought was pretty funny. |