My Prediction for the Olympic Climbing Competitions.

Adam Ondra won't get gold.

Sensationalist Media will herald the winner as "The New Greatest Climber in the World."

Gym climbing will become the global metric foe greatness.

Rocks will lose popularity.

Swan Slab will be a ghost town from now on.

Devin Andretti will make a special appearance in Tokyo (that's where the games are being held, yeah?)

Zay just took gold

Boomer climbers will then go on TV and attempt to describe what climbing really is-used to be.

Tim Stich wrote: Boomer climbers will then go on TV and attempt to describe what climbing really is-used to be.

Younger climbers will scoff at the aged folks' wisdom and knowledge,  burning them off with the oh so clever phrase, "Ok, boomer.".

Kyles will laugh, drink Monster drinks and punch some drywall, but won't be competing this year.

Australian climbers will try to insist that the word "seppos" is also oh-so-biting and clever when denigrating Americans.

The winners will not visit the Trumphouse for fast food and a presidential groping.

NoDoze®  brand caffeine pills will be the official sponsor of the climbing judges.

My Prediction for the Olympic Climbing Competitions.

The global financial collapse that is now picking up speed will necessitate the cancellation of the Olympics.

No climber over age 16 will win a medal until Chomolungma speed-climbing becomes official Olympic event .

Rock and Ice will break the story of who the gold medalist are after talking to some local and then they’ll edit the story after corroborating story with several other locals. In the end they’ll publish the MP survey poll of the thread on who the actual winner is.

I sarcastically call someone a pussy and my account is suspended.

Another person gets called out multiple times in threads that have nothing to do with what he was originally called out for in what could be interpreted as cyber bullying and gets multiple likes.

Way to go MP moderators. 

B P wrote: I sarcastically call someone a pussy and my account is suspended.

Another person gets called out multiple times in threads that have nothing to do with what he was originally called out for in what could be interpreted as cyber bullying and gets multiple likes.

Way to go MP moderators. 

A true contender for 2020 combined gold!

The speed climbing specialists, despite being incredible athletes in their own right, won't be able to top any of the boulders in the final round.

So climbing is in the Olympics, does that mean there will be a Paralympics?

I want to see Mo Beck win gold.

Accent cheers and cow bells-

Cyber bullying. That's good.  Dude stole from numerous people in the valley.  Called people all sorts of names including- but- not- limited-to sexist and homophobic. Crafts his own legend with some highly entertaining and polarizing posts.

I create kindergarten masterpieces. hell, maybe even preschool.

And every time his name comes up in the park is good stuff.

Zay Ban wrote: Cyber bullying. That's good.  Dude stole from numerous people in the valley.  Called people all sorts of names including- but- not- limited-to sexist and homophobic. Crafts his own legend with some highly entertaining and polarizing posts.

I create kindergarten masterpieces. hell, maybe even preschool.

And every time his name comes up in the park is good stuff.

Hey I’m not saying that the guy should be the next pope but you can’t change the fact that we keep dragging him through the mud here. My comment was meant more at the poor job of moderating in the site as opposed to critiquing your art. 

B P wrote: I sarcastically call someone a pussy and my account is suspended.

Stop being a pussy