Border Wall Climbing Competition
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Our President tells us that 20 of the best mountain climbers couldn't climb his wall (Slat version shown in the video of his visit to the construction site.) |
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I love you. |
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Get some nice footage and it will go viral, love it!! |
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Please send an invite to this guy and of course invite some Mexican climbers. |
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You’re an American hero, Richard. God speed. |
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Long Ranger wrote: Please send an invite to this guy and of course invite some Mexican climbers. To try to prevent this, the newest version (now being erected) has a 5-foot high sheet steel facing on the Mexican side of the wall. This makes using a rope more viable. I suspect most rock climbers who try our wall will use a rope. Nice that the builders left open spaces between slats so that a rope can be thrown over and pulled back through the space for a belayer to attach. |
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Richard Weber wrote: Our President tells us that 20 of the best mountain climbers couldn't climb his wall (Slat version shown in the video of his visit to the construction site.) We are working out the rules now. The structure will include a separate belay for safety that in no way will assist or impede competitors. It was suggested to have a singles and doubles categories. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. |
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Are there mega gyms and tricked out sprinters south of the border where latte sipping, binie wearing climbers are getting wicked strong, just so they can cross the border? |
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I suggest adding a best costume category for climbing the wall. Would love to see the “President” climb the wall, preferably in a rubber ducky suit. |
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Rock and Ice here...this is phenomenal. Someone please send us the vid of the ascent. |
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I dont think a rope should be allowed for assist. |
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Don't forget the 24/7 IR and video cameras and floodlights that will be a part of many sections of this idiotic and pointless wall. Any contestants caught by one will need to start over. FUCK THE STUPID BORDER WALL. |
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I remember a video somewhere where they had a test day of different kinds of border walls - one had a tiny seam, and a climber was aiding up it on gear. Wish I could find it now, it was hilarious to see real climbing on national news. |
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Nathan Sullivan wrote: Better make sure you have one of those "Walls are meant for climbing" signs somewhere on it. Or maybe some copies of this image. |
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Richard Weber wrote: Our President tells us that 20 of the best mountain climbers couldn't climb his wall (Slat version shown in the video of his visit to the construction site.) |
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I bet if you put 2 bachmann knots on the slats of the borderwall you could just ascend up the thing with no issue |
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Justin Butler wrote: I bet if you put 2 bachmann knots on the slats of the borderwall you could just ascend up the thing with no issue Ah, the bachmann knot, one of my favorites—named after its illustrious inventor, Michele Bachmann. |
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The tricky part of this wall is that the top section has 5' high steel plate facing Mexico. Figuring out a way to climb the slats would not be too difficult, but getting past the plate would be more challenging. I haven't seen published specs on the wall, it appears that the details of construction are being kept secret to make it harder for people to figure out how to breach the wall.https://www.kpbs.org/news/2018/sep/17/government-report-shows-border-wall-designs-broken/ https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/4891728-Border-Wall-Mock-Up-and-Prototype-Test-Final.html#document/p119/a454470 |
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Throw a rope over with a ninja hook and just hand over hand up. Geez hold my beer....! |
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It is interesting as a climber to think about how the Trump wall can be climbed. However, border crossers will not be so constrained and will likely opt for more straightforward techniques--like using a ladder to climb and a rope to descend. Even Trump knows this: |