Funniest Route Names in Red Rocks

I’m on the search for the funniest route names in Red Rocks, I am already familiar with “Shit Howdy” and “Chode Warrior,” but does anyone know any better ones?

Barrine Ass

where is red rocks?

John Clark wrote: where is red rocks?

It's the area described in the guidebook "Red Rocks, A Climber's Guide" by Jerry Handren. http://www.redrocksguidebook.com/purchase-red-rock-guide.html

Caustic Cock.

I love that venue, being there around all that sandstone reminds me of being in Red Rock.

Gay Nazis for christ

Andrew Krajnik wrote:

Eh, I've seen a few on MP. It never seems to be locals, either.

Wow, you replied fast. I deleted bc it seemed meaner when I reread. Pickled Cock is another good one

Sacred undergarment squeeze job at panty wall

Mr Choad's Wild Ride always gets me  

Lotta Balls will make you chuckle, until you see all of these balls on the deck and then have to climb on them on the second pitch.

Tongue Mud comes to mind.

Jer wrote:

Wow, you replied fast. I deleted bc it seemed meaner when I reread. Pickled Cock is another good one

I deleted mine, too. No worries!