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Plant based lifestyle. Anyone?

Aleks Zebastian · · Boulder, CO · Joined Jul 2014 · Points: 175

climbing friend,

plants they give it to you the CRUSHING POWAHHH!!!!!!

you will be quite hard and strong in the meat muscle of the arm guns and of course your inferior layer of neck meat may increase in size, strength, and veinyness and rippling striations to become some little bit more like my own!!!

the meat and dairy it will make you quite soft and limp, with disease of heart and of other types, while also hastening inevitable demise of your planet, and simultaneously supporting carnival of torture and abuse that is the, how you say, "factory farming"

you EAT many vegetables!

you are CRUSHING at the rocks with MAX POWER!!!

You are becoming IRRESISTABLE to the member of sexual type opposite of yourownself.

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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