Aleks' App
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Anyone else get the feeling that Aleks Zebastian has an iPhone app that converts normal speak into Aleks speak??? There's no way he (or she) can type all this without busting a gut laughing.... "climbing friend, Ho ho! you would like to be getting 'swole and increasing "Strength of arms" yes? You must follow 4-plan relentlessly, as well as cutting your feet as often as possibly and conducting the angry campusing far before you are ready, max strength 4 weeks quadrupling, as well as deadly crushing single max hang of hangboard type warrior mountain gorilla crushing smaller gorilla's head with open 5 point palm squeezing exploding head technique, all your enemies slain before you, all your flash are belong to me. It also may help to eat diet full of high quality cheesesteak and greasy, greasy bloody drizzling fishhead out of bucket, max power crushing, max flash. Also your trainer she may slap you with frozen fish in the face each time you complete one pullup, for help you become more bold and toughened. It also may help for refrainment from all sexual activity as you build your frustration and nerd levels ever higher until you may properly utilize teh hangboard with teh spreadsheetz! Finally you will let go your clinging ego desire strong arms crushing and image of climber you wish to be, fully immerse yourself each moment training pumping flashing, knowing each moment it never is coming again and each day may be your last. also, do not forget, once you can climb at elast the 5.12 or 5.13, to claim to the others that you don't care about grades, even aas they hear you screaming with delight once you send next route harder, or shrieking in anguish as you fall off of it your project, and they observe your eating disorders and unhealthy obsession with the training and the pulling rock." |
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Aleks hails from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flows. Hammer of the gods ... |
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Is anyone else disappointed that this wasn't an announcement for an Aleks Z official app release... |
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Every generation needs a Burt Bronson. |
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I bet whoever is posing as Aleks can't stop talking like that IRL. Some people I know started speaking in certain ways- retarded, accents.... then couldn't stop. |
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I think he embodies everything wrong with this great country. Kick out the immigrants! MAGA |
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Will S wrote: Nah, he is far too nice and helpful to be considered in the same league as BURT BRONSON. I think Aleks genuinely likes people, BURT, not so much. Both are entertaining characters, but very different genres. |
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Could just be using Siri for speech to text while intentionally not fixing Siri's errors :) |
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When I read the posts of Wang-Lord Aleks, I'm always reminded of Zangief as portrayed in Wreck-it Ralph. (I know the accent is wrong, but the neck-meat, the forearms, and general tone ring true to me.)
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Aleks helps out by getting rid of the cheater block. Start on ground, do not be stacking the seven pads to make the flashing easier. |
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Will S wrote: Great find! Here's an image of Aleks belaying his second, using a hemp rope, and no belay device. When asked to comment on this unconventional technique, he replied, "It is unwise for you to be trying the slap to the wang of the Wang Lord! Are you not knowing who I am on tubes of internet? You must be relying on the massive forearms and bulging neckmeat to execute the bold flash. Do not be concerning yourself with latest belay device or useless thong PAS, no, you must trust your ownself and inner strength. Myah!" |
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I hear all kinds of things. In death, a member of Project Mayhem has a name. His name is Aleks Zebastian. |
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Its Aleks |
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R. Moran wrote: god bless 'merica the only thing stronger than aleks, a PAS, climbing friend... or a clove hitch, for those with some common sense |