FS: Blah Snortiva Akasha size 44.5

Brand new, tried on one shoe once. Too small, $95. The black/red color scheme, I can send pictures but it looks exactly like the google photos. Cool trail running shoe for when you need to get to the crag asap

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Gump

climbing friend,

you utilize my namings!

ho ho ho ha ha! ha! ho ho! ha ha ha! MYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

Blah Snortiva is a stroke of artistic naming genius, and I've copyrighted it. Thanks Alecks 

I just copyrighted "Sphincter Van".

climbing friend,

be careful you must, the snortiva people they are watching you through hacked webcam and microphone, here-yee plotting your untimely demise for utilizing this unflattering name

I keep a fish head glued to my webcam at all times, so shouldn't be a problem. 20% off just for you Aleks, you'll be able to reach boulders at least twice as far away from your cave in these shoes!

Get the first production model of Akasha from Blah Snortiva, signed by the one and only Aleks Zebastian! Like Adam Ondra's Dawn Wall shoes but cooler.

Also willing to trade for a super-tall guy down jacket if you've got one with some cash on my end; or maybe some pants.

Blump, these are the shoes you need if you're tryna get up Freerider in a competitive time now

Trail running project is a graveyard. These shoes are so light your feet will cease to touch the ground, and hence will last forever

 "Lighting Bolts!!! Whhhhaaaaatttt?! Damn?!?!? You just broke new ground. Speechless"

Buy my shoes, not that other guys and soon you too will have Lighting Bolt feets to leave the ground speechless

climbing friend,

oh your shoes they are so shtinky! get them away! goodness my!

To the top, trades taken too