Found

I found your car in Yosemite Valley. It was parked at the base of El Cap. Was there for like 2 days, so I had it towed, its in my driveway. If you can describe it, I'll ship it to you for a case of beer.

4-door 1973 Ford Torino

Yes, I was wondering where it went. It has sentimental value, but no other kind of value. Please send it back promptly:

When you had it towed, was my climbing partner still in there? I haven't seen him for a few days.

And, I would like my undies back.