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Eric LaRoche
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Jun 12, 2016
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West Swanzey, NH
· Joined Aug 2011
· Points: 25
So I'm looking for a water bottle that would be safe to clip to my harness. Nothing big, 8 to 16oz would be fine. Stainless steel would probably be preferable so it won't break on possible impact or scraping on rock or become a flying object. Any ideas?
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Mark E Dixon
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Jun 12, 2016
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Possunt, nec posse videntur
· Joined Nov 2007
· Points: 974
Platypus inside a chalk bag?
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grog m
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Jun 12, 2016
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Saltlakecity
· Joined Aug 2012
· Points: 70
Is this real? You described the water bottle you want in detail so go buy it from REI
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Tapawingo Markey
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Jun 12, 2016
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Reno?
· Joined Feb 2012
· Points: 75
grog m wrote:Is this real? You described the water bottle you want in detail so go buy it from REI Actually Fuck REI and go buy it at your local outdoor retailer.
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bearbreeder
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Jun 12, 2016
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Mar 2009
· Points: 3,065
Its lasted over a year now including hauling it as a weight for TR solo ... Slip knot or clove hitch with bungee cord Thats all there is to it ;)
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grog m
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Jun 12, 2016
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Saltlakecity
· Joined Aug 2012
· Points: 70
I was going to say - the best water bottles are old gatorade bottle with duct tape. Cheaper, more durable, doubles as a piss bottle.
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gjmike
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Jun 12, 2016
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grand junction
· Joined Dec 2012
· Points: 5
Goat bladder with tumpline across forehead. Put rocks in to simulate weight of stainless steel.
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bearbreeder
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Jun 12, 2016
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Mar 2009
· Points: 3,065
Grog ... I also use gatorade bottles ... As you can see this ones take quite a bit of abuse However you need to use a clove with them as the lip isnt as secure The best are just your plain old pop bottles ... They are required to be sturdier to withstand the pressure from carbonated drinks Also the threads fit a sawyer mini water filter ;)
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gjmike
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Jun 12, 2016
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grand junction
· Joined Dec 2012
· Points: 5
Also, using a little good ol' American ingenuity, I've fashioned a nifty solar still that I wear on top of my head. It works like this: 1) Hose from penis to bottom of still. 2) Hose from pure water catchment cup in still to mouth. 3) As I crank the rads, I'm also peeing surreptitiously into still, which converts pee to pure water, which I'm constantly drinking from hose. It's a fully self contained system!
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BigB
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Jun 12, 2016
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Red Rock, NV
· Joined Feb 2015
· Points: 340
grog m wrote:.... doubles as a piss bottle. Lmao... no one else caught this....way to multi-purpose ;)
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gjmike
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Jun 12, 2016
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grand junction
· Joined Dec 2012
· Points: 5
J Marsella, that's correct, I use an external catheter. If your product is tasting funky a little lemon flavoring added to the still freshens it up.
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grog m
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Jun 12, 2016
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Saltlakecity
· Joined Aug 2012
· Points: 70
thats pretty genius mike!!! do you think it would be possible to have the still go to an intravenous drip? then you dont have to drink your own piss
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gjmike
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Jun 12, 2016
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grand junction
· Joined Dec 2012
· Points: 5
I've experimented with IV drip but there's really nothing like cool, cool water flowing into my mouth. However, I do occasionally rig an IV drip with morphine when my ingrown toenails are acting up.
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gjmike
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Jun 12, 2016
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grand junction
· Joined Dec 2012
· Points: 5
grog m wrote:I was going to say - the best water bottles are old gatorade bottle with duct tape. Cheaper, more durable, doubles as a piss bottle. Just pee down your leg like a man. It'll evaporate and cool your leg on a hot day.
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that guy named seb
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Jun 12, 2016
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Britland
· Joined Oct 2015
· Points: 236
gjmike wrote:Also, using a little good ol' American ingenuity, I've fashioned a nifty solar still that I wear on top of my head. It works like this: 1) Hose from penis to bottom of still. 2) Hose from pure water catchment cup in still to mouth. 3) As I crank the rads, I'm also peeing surreptitiously into still, which converts pee to pure water, which I'm constantly drinking from hose. It's a fully self contained system! Does the G stand for genius?
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gjmike
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Jun 12, 2016
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grand junction
· Joined Dec 2012
· Points: 5
My wife says it stands for jackass.
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grog m
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Jun 12, 2016
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Saltlakecity
· Joined Aug 2012
· Points: 70
it stands for grand thats a fact. gj = grand junction
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that guy named seb
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Jun 12, 2016
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Britland
· Joined Oct 2015
· Points: 236
gjmike wrote:My wife says it stands for jackass. Genius Jackass Mike, that's some crazy title you got there. grog m wrote:it stands for grand thats a fact. gj = grand junction THE MAN BEGS TO DIFFER GOOD SIR.
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Paul Deger
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Jun 12, 2016
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Colorado
· Joined Sep 2015
· Points: 36
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