Poll: What's your opinion on puppymonkeybabies at the crag?
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Personally, I hate when people bring these things to the crag! They pee and poop all over the place, steal your food, fight, attack people, say "puppy monkey baby" over and over in that obnoxious Poke-Mon voice, mess up your ropes and are, quite frankly, a little creepy to look at. And they have no emotions. |
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I for one am growing increasingly tired of them slinging there half baby half monkey crap at me. But I have found (as with most toddler sized animals) a swift kick to the face usually does the job. |
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I like the song on the Mountain Dew commercial! |
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I'm a little disappointed, where is the poll website?? |
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My biggest problem is that puppymonkeybayies out climb me by miles without any training. AND have no concept of the importance climbing tradition and the need to NOT dis on elders' fragile egos and climbing-centric identity constructs. |
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Puppies are cute, monkeys are awesome and babies are annoying. Not the best combination. But I would love to see a crag monkey.....might learn some good climbing technique that way. |
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dogs and babies at the crag rolled into one? (Plus monkey) |
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Make sure to share all this useful data once you're done your master's degree. |
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Gavin W wrote:Make sure to share all this useful data once you're done your master's degree.LOL. Yeah, should be a major paradigm shift |
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this made my day at work |
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cragmantoo wrote: LOL. Yeah, should be a major paradigm shiftWhy did the consultant tape two 10 cent pieces to the gear knob of his manual transmission car? |
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Gunkiemike wrote: Why did the consultant tape two 10 cent pieces to the gear knob of his manual transmission car?Hey, this is a serious academic discussion. No room for puns. (Pretty funny, though). |
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I wish i could climb like them,,, |
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Have heard about a significant increase in the numbers of these things showing up at CO crags. The climbers that reported them also said something about "edibles" but I don't know what that means... |
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cragmantoo wrote:https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/8LDLT7TThis will obviously be biased, you can't let a surveymonkey do a survey on a puppymonkeybaby. Conflict of interests man! |
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can they be taught to belay? |
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Sanllan wrote:can they be taught to belay? and how many of them will carry a 60L backpack?Can they use a GriGri? ape pack |