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Routes in Fast Food Joint

Bacon Bacon Bacon S 5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Big Toasty Buns S 5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b
Double Beat Loaf S 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Double The Beef For A Buck S 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Gut Bomb S 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
High Dollar Value Meal S 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Itty Bitty Biscuits S 5.5 4b 13 IV+ 11 MS 4a
Land, Sea and Air Burger S 5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b
Little Toasty Buns S 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
McAwesome S 5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b
McBitchin S 5.7+ 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
My Favorite Carcinogen S 5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b
Roadside Couloir S 5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b
Root'n Toot'n Gluten S 5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b
See Food Diet S 5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b
Special Sauce S 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c

Description

Easy-route wall located right next to the road. Perhaps it will draw some of the crowds from the Schoolroom and Road Kill Wall.

There is actually quite a bit of vegetation that conceals the wall from the road. Please use the established egress/ingress and don't smash what cover is there. I've climbed and drilled on this wall for hours , even days and watched people drive by and not notice me.

The area will undoubtedly become overcrowded and parking will be an issue...but thats standard fare for Maple. Best parking is up canyon and across the road.
The Fast Food Joint is located on Private Property Details

Getting There

150 yards up-canyon from Box Canyon on the first right-sweeping turn. North side of the road.

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Great south facing crag for cooler days and the perfect location to squeeze just a few more climbs before the sun goes down. It is located right on the side of the road on the right (there is a little parking area on the left in a bend of the road, 150 feet after box canyon). The routes are beautiful, but a little mossy with some loose rocks (make sure you all have helmets) and could benefit from a little more traffic. The only downside is that it is a bit dusty when cars drive up and down the road and since it is located right by the creek, you have to yell to communicate with your partner. Apr 18, 2017

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