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Bort S 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
I Dress My Self T 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Little Evil T 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Little Todd, The TR 5.11a/b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
Road to Utopia T 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c PG13
Todd Gordon Memorial Chossy Pile of Radness (aka The Big Todd) S,TR 5.11b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c

Description

This little crag is approximantly 150 yards SE of the Rattlesnake Canyon parking and picnic area. Three routes exist. Two have been chopped. It probably has a different name, but this is the one that Tucker and I decided to call it during the FA of Bort.

Getting There

Drive to the Rattlesnake Canyon picnic parking and take the line of least resistance.

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5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Bort
Sport
5.11a/b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
The Little Todd
TR
5.11b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
Todd Gordon Memorial Chossy Pile of R…
Sport, TR
Route Name Location Star Rating Difficulty Date
Bort 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a Sport
The Little Todd 5.11a/b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c TR
Todd Gordon Memorial Chossy… 5.11b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c Sport, TR
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Mary Moser
Joshua Tree, CA
Mary Moser   Joshua Tree, CA
So who's been chopping these routes? :-( Thanks for the additional info, Todd. I need to get out there and try a couple of these on TR (although not likely able to do the 11a/b). Have to start working on 2,000 climbs now. Oct 26, 2011
toddgordon Gordon
Joshua Tree, California
toddgordon Gordon   Joshua Tree, California
yeah;...I do;...It's a 5.11a/b top rope that I couldn't do, Tucker almost did, and Brett Pinar and Tim Manefesto were able to do.....It's cool, but I'm not interested in bolting it up, because I can't do the climb!.....Top rope it, and if you can do it and want to bolt it for a lead climb, let me know;....I'll help you with that project if you wish.....It don't even have a name, I don't think....contact me if you want such a project..... Mar 12, 2011
shelby beardslee
29 Palms, CA
shelby beardslee   29 Palms, CA
Went back to this wall today to give bort another shot and found another set of anchors 25' left of bort. Does anyone have any info on this climb? Mar 12, 2011

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