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Secret Agent Man 

5.13a

   

FA: Jeremy Schlick
Type: Sport
Consensus: 5.13a [details]
Length: 65 feet
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Submitted By: Chris treggE on May 24, 2007


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The prominent prow as you walk up to the Qual Wall holds Secret Agent Man, one of Winsonsin's (TM) finest hard lines. Discovered, bolted, and climbed ca. 1996 by Schlick and Dyer, it starts on an easier face up incut holds to a good rest. There are a couple ways to get to the jug and rest, and all seemed about the same in difficulty. After a shake, figure out a bouldery sequence to move onto the face using a combination of the arete and microscopic holds on the face to a series of bigger and bigger moves until you finally clip the chains with forearms screaming.

Over the years some of the holds have changed due to the nature of the sandstone, but doesn't seem to have affected the overall difficulty yet. At least one Madison local has climbed the upper face skipping a couple of the better holds and called it mid-13, so variations exist, but all are hard. Enjoy!


Location 

Can't miss it. On the spire in the middle of the Qual Wall.


Protection 

7 bolts to chain anchors.



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Front and center, Secret Agent Man.

BETA PHOTO: Front and center, Secret Agent Man.

Aiming for better holds and sunshine above.  The "administrator" on SAM.

Aiming for better holds and sunshine above. The "...

JJ hand-drilling bolts on SAM

JJ hand-drilling bolts on SAM

Watching JJ getting pumped while equipping the route

Watching JJ getting pumped while equipping the rou...

Moving up from the bad left hand sidepull to the good one.  Photo Travis Melin.  October 4, 2008.  The send would have to wait for another day...

Moving up from the bad left hand sidepull to the g...

I took these shots of SAM in early 08 to study the route before trying it.  Recently found them again and maybe they would help someone work/send.  Obviously early in the season without chalk.  Great route, try it!  You can sling a large rock protrusion safely at the top and rap down to hang draws also.  Pic 1 of 4.

BETA PHOTO: I took these shots of SAM in early 08 to study the...

I took these shots of SAM in early 08 to study the route before trying it.  Recently found them again and maybe they would help someone work/send.  Obviously early in the season without chalk.  Great route, try it!  You can sling a large rock protrusion safely at the top and rap down to hang draws also.  In this shot you can see that the anchors are just below a bulge where it slabs out near the top.  Pic 2 of 4.

BETA PHOTO: I took these shots of SAM in early 08 to study the...

I took these shots of SAM in early 08 to study the route before trying it.  Recently found them again and maybe they would help someone work/send.  Taken from the top looking down on the route.  You can see rapping should be no problem.  You get a lot of rope drag trying to pull your rope after rapping though and might want to have your belay slave stay up top to toss the rope when you're done hanging the draws and down.  Pic 3 of 4.

BETA PHOTO: I took these shots of SAM in early 08 to study the...

I took these shots of SAM in early 08 to study the route before trying it.  Recently found them again and maybe they would help someone work/send.  Shot of the meat of the climb after the rest, which is visible on this shot.  Pic 4 of 4.

BETA PHOTO: I took these shots of SAM in early 08 to study the...


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By Jay Knower
Administrator
From: Plymouth, NH
May 25, 2007
rating: 5.13a

FA Jeremy Schlick. After the roof, there is a rest on the right side of the arete. The route then goes on the left side of the arete (crux) using a cool sequence to slap your right hand on the arete.

The variation goes straight up the arete from the rest and seems about the same in difficulty, though quite a bit weirder and off-balance.

By JasonH
From: Grand Junction, CO
May 25, 2007

Jay, I think the variation Eddie is talking about is a different route. Shares the first 2 bolts with SAM and then climbs the nordwand around the right corner via a different bolt line. I thought this nordwand route was about 11b and surprisingly good, though it needs a second anchor bolt and chains.

By Jay Knower
Administrator
From: Plymouth, NH
May 25, 2007
rating: 5.13a

Okay Jason, I see what you and Eddie are saying. My bad. I thought Eddie was talking about your jacked dyno up the arete--which I still don't understand.

By Jeremy Schlick
From: Flagstaff, AZ
Jun 22, 2007

FA Jeremy Schlick/Seth Dyer. What a treat it was to find this thing 11 years ago already. Seth and I both did it, though Groth has some honors for pulling the true topout... Always the hardman.

By Chris Hirsch
Nov 5, 2008
rating: 5.13a

I did this route last Labor Day weekend, very nice climb. I've heard rumors that a hold broke recently (before sept.(before I got on it) and nobody had climbed it since it broke. I was not able to spot where the hold broke off from, but the route still felt like a solid 13a to me. Great arete climb though, not quite as good as 'Whiskey A Go Go', I'm sure many would agree. This route alone made the trip from the Twin Cities worthwhile for me. The bouldering on the other hand is not want-to-sit-in-the-car-for-10-hours good. But should be checked out if your nearby.

By Chris treggE
Administrator
From: Madison, WI
Feb 14, 2009
rating: 5.13a

Great route. Thanks JJ. See this thread for info on the broken hold, no big deal. The other thing I guess suitors of this route should be aware of is that several of the jugs in the first half before the rest hold wasp nests- at least in September/October anyway. The climbing is pretty chill in the lower section but beware where you put your fingers or get a nasty surprise. I am not trying to discourage anyone from getting on it: it's pretty easy to avoid the huge jugs in the lower section.