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What do you tell non-climbers what your crash pad is?
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By Alex Oenes
From mpls, mn
Oct 11, 2010
Underwear ride.

I tend to just fall backwards. Awkwardly get up. Explain I'm one clumsy kid. Shrug my shoulders. Then walk away with confused faces/laughter behind me.


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By Erboutitman
From farmingdale ny
Jan 13, 2011

I was once asked if i was going paragliding as I walked through the woods underneath the cliff. I of course exclaimed Hell yeah.


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By thomas ellis
From abq
Feb 10, 2011
Mint jullop

i tell people it is for mountain biking and just keep walking up the trails. (without a bike) usually they say "oh, i get it"


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By Erik Tasker
Feb 10, 2011
Yosemite

Moose Saddle


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By Helldorado
From Boulder, CO
Jul 7, 2011

Russian backpack or... g.b.s.p. (gay butt-sex pad).


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By Muff
Jul 7, 2011
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On a trip a few years back I was walking through Joshua Tree with two male friends and a female friend. About four or five different groups of people asked us what our pads were for and initially we tried to give accurate descriptions for the use of a crash pad. With each group our answers got shorter and shorter as we were just trying to get on our way to climb.

After about the fourth or fifth group our lady friend juts in and says "I am getting gang banged by these three young men. Would you like to join?"

The look on the hikers' faces were priceless.


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By sunder
From Alsip, Il
Jul 7, 2011
ICE PIT 2011

Muff wrote:
On a trip a few years back I was walking through Joshua Tree with two male friends and a female friend. About four or five different groups of people asked us what our pads were for and initially we tried to give accurate descriptions for the use of a crash pad. With each group our answers got shorter and shorter as we were just trying to get on our way to climb. After about the fourth or fifth group our lady friend juts in and says "I am getting gang banged by these three young men. Would you like to join?" The look on the hikers' faces were priceless.


Best one yet!


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By Joshua1979
From Colorado Springs, CO
Aug 3, 2011

EJH wrote:
My buddy and I were hiking around in Sequoia National Park one summer. Me with a pad and a brush on a painters pole. My friend had a light rack in a backpack with some gear hanging off the back. After bouldering for the day we popped out onto the trail in front of a big group of tourists. One rather large guy asked loudly "What'd yall doing with that stuff?" After pondering for a minute I told him we were hired by the National Park Service to hike through the forrest and clean the moss off the trees, except on the north sides. That way if you get lost, you'll know which way north was. We continued on our way and overheard him say to the group, "That sounds like a lot of work."


clever...you have my vote


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By joesulik
Aug 23, 2011

Ah, haha, this happened to me today. I shot them an intense glare, bore my teeth and said, "It's a lounging mechanism". Best thing I could come up with in the time, but they didn't ask anything else ;)


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By mountainmaiden
From durango
Dec 9, 2011
going bouldering

.........a reindeer saddle.


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By beachplus4
From So San Francisco
Dec 9, 2011
The mighty Hutch, my 120lb lab.

Bear saddle.


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By Scott Grover
Dec 21, 2011

Professional picnicers


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By Brad "Stonyman" Killough
Administrator
From Alabama
Dec 21, 2011
Knife Crack

A bed.


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By Shawn Mitchell
From Broomfield
Dec 21, 2011
Splitter Jams on the Israel/Palestine Security Wall.

One of the vintage BASE chutes that Michael Douglas and Charlie Sheen used in a scene that got edited out of the first "Wall Street."


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By jim.dangle
Dec 21, 2011

Iphone carrying case.

Have said this to people many times expecting them to know I am joking but they never seem to.


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By mountainmaiden
From durango
Dec 23, 2011
going bouldering

Iphone carrying case.


................like.


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